How Trump will die poll

[Eddie18]

CHF
Dementia
Gunshot
Golf cart accident
Bruising hand worsens
Falling down stairs
Pancreatic cancer
In his rare moment of sleep
God visits and tells him it's over
Aircraft accident via turbulence
On the toilet
Epstein files reveal the worst
Learning to read at old age

[FirstLight]

1. On the toilet...

that way they can't make him a martyr or say he went "peacefully"...he'll die just as the embarassment he is in life

[TheBlackAdder]

22. At 2AM, while pounding the micro pud.

[TheBlackAdder]

23. More poetically, mid loaf pinching

[Ocelot II]

2. I don't care as long as it happens soon.

[intrepidity]

3. Peacefully in his bed at a ripe old age of 98.

:sigh: there is *no* justice in this timeline.

[Xavier Breath]

14. Sounds about right.

[Captain Zero]

4. Fall down stairs after Elon's kid shoves him

[berniesandersmittens]

6. While wiping a booger on him and saying "you're not the real president!"

[Torchlight]

5. Last words along the lines, "Milly, the coffee's good today! Did you do anything different to i....?"

[taxi]

7. There are 2 most probable on my list.

It depends on whether he visits Russia or Saudi Arabia. For the former, a window is conveniently left open on an upper floor. For the later, a disgruntled Saud displaying his bone saw collection is a factor.

[mountain grammy]

8. Rooting for CHF.

[GoCubsGo]

16. If he doesn't have a straight-up heart attack first.

Or, a(nother) stroke.

[mountain grammy]

18. I'd be fine with that too

But I would like him to suffer.

[the_liberal_grandpa]

9. Choking on fast food

He'll hopefully be found dead on the ground with a mouth full of fast food and fast food wrappers all around him.
The cause will be heart failure.

Not the way I want him to go, but whatever gets him to hell fastest works for me.

[Wicked Blue]

10. In the new Grand Ballroom

by former CIA agent Col. Mustard

with a gold statuette of the Traitor himself

[MontanaMama]

11. I no longer care how he leaves the planet.

If I had my preference however, it would be painful and also SOON.

[Takket]

12. Yeah

Term 1 I wanted him to live for many more years because I was actually naive enough to think he would be in prison. Since we know our SCOTUS will never allow that, I’ll just take death now.

[RoeVWade]

13. Explode in a giant blast of his inner bullshit.

Well, that's just something that should happen.

[FalloutShelter]

15. Who By Fire?

?si=vFEffYEcrNEQ9X-7

[marble falls]

21. A great artist!

[GoCubsGo]

17. Slow poisoning by whatever Putin planted in The Beast

while he was too busy gazing into Sweet Daddy Vlad's eyes. Or, prostate cancer.

[kimbutgar]

19. I just hope it happens asap!

Mr couch F’er doesn’t have the dictatorship charisma that the orange pedo felon has.

But my pick is he has a massive stroke while driving his golf cart and drives off a cliff to his death!

[marble falls]

20. Not soon enough. It is so hard not to wish the worst on him, and when the time comes it will be hard not to gravedance.

[LudwigPastorius]

24. I vote, ischemic stroke.

Bad diet and no exercise results in arterial plaque and high blood pressure.

Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Clot.

[Emile]

25. After a long battle with Russian syphilis.

[DBoon]

26. sleeping peacefully ...

... while his passengers scream in terror

[sop]

27. He falls coming down AF1's stairs, hitting his head numerous times as he bounces down the steps.

Melania will give him a little shove to start him bouncing.

[LeftInTX]

28. He will outlive all of us...

[enid602]

29. bullet

Melania, wearing her trademark panties, bra and dark sunglasses will shoot him with a pistol, shouting ‘run you motherfucker run!!!!’

[Jerry2144]

30. Not son enough

The mechanism doesn’t matter much. Timing is everything

[The Blue Flower]

31. Covid

Choking on a respirator.

[MrWowWow]

32. Obituary of Donald J. Trump

Convicted criminal, career money launderer, Russian asset, convicted rapist, pedophile, master grifter, and reputed mobster, Donald "StinkyDollHands" Trump (P01135809), the Worst President in United States History, surprisingly died of complications due to a combination of an abrupt guilty conscience and terminal moral bankruptcy on [Date] at the age of [Age]. Trump's normally bloated, morbidly obese, lifeless body, found by his then, male odor wife, Malaria, was slumped over his fabled Gold-plated toilet, and dressed in what appeared to be WWII-era German Lederhosen. His hands were still desperately clutching a first edition, autographed copy of Mein Kampf. . Trump's death truly marked the end of a criminalized, tumultuous and polarizing era/error in American politics.

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Donald J. Trump's Epitaph:

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There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile,

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He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile;

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He wed a pornstar cat that caught a crooked rat,

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And they all lived together in a little crooked shack.
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-Pass it On. Repost it EVERYWHERE! The Power of Nonthreatening (the true intent and spirit of this harmless, satirically-flavored parody post), Positive Thinking Never Ceases to Amaze!

[mjvpi]

33. Colonel Mustard, in the living room, with a lead pipe

I’m dating myself

[krawhitham]

34. screaming

[Norrrm]

35. Fiddler on the roof.... The czar will die on a holiday.

How do you know he will die on a holiday?
Any day he dies will be a holiday.

[DavidDvorkin]

36. While saying "I know more about death than anyone, believe me."

[CTyankee]

37. all of the above.

[DET]

38. Realistically

Massive stroke or heart attack. And I don’t think it’s too far off. Less likely - hard blow to the head after a fall.

[Dulcinea]

39. CHF, on the toilet, in the middle of the night.

They'll find him the next morning, phone in hand, pants at cankles. I don't envy the poor soul who has to clean that up.

[I_UndergroundPanther]

40. Salmonella

After Rfk has silenced the foodborne illness warnings . Would have been about tainted burgers but who knew?

[edhopper]

41. Not soon enough

[MrsCheaplaugh]

42. I wonder how close we are to

a point where some desperate Joint Chiefs or career diplomat type just waits until Pychopath's asleep and holds a pillow over his face?