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Dementia
Gunshot
Golf cart accident
Bruising hand worsens
Falling down stairs
Pancreatic cancer
In his rare moment of sleep
God visits and tells him it's over
Aircraft accident via turbulence
On the toilet
Epstein files reveal the worst
Learning to read at old age
FirstLight
(15,750 posts)that way they can't make him a martyr or say he went "peacefully"...he'll die just as the embarassment he is in life
TheBlackAdder
(29,839 posts)
TheBlackAdder
(29,839 posts)Ocelot II
(128,203 posts)intrepidity
(8,533 posts):sigh: there is *no* justice in this timeline.
Xavier Breath
(6,270 posts)Captain Zero
(8,613 posts)berniesandersmittens
(12,829 posts)Torchlight
(6,096 posts)taxi
(2,636 posts)It depends on whether he visits Russia or Saudi Arabia. For the former, a window is conveniently left open on an upper floor. For the later, a disgruntled Saud displaying his bone saw collection is a factor.
mountain grammy
(28,424 posts)GoCubsGo
(34,536 posts)Or, a(nother) stroke.
mountain grammy
(28,424 posts)But I would like him to suffer.
the_liberal_grandpa
(254 posts)He'll hopefully be found dead on the ground with a mouth full of fast food and fast food wrappers all around him.
The cause will be heart failure.
Not the way I want him to go, but whatever gets him to hell fastest works for me.
Wicked Blue
(8,362 posts)by former CIA agent Col. Mustard
with a gold statuette of the Traitor himself
MontanaMama
(24,584 posts)If I had my preference however, it would be painful and also SOON.
Term 1 I wanted him to live for many more years because I was actually naive enough to think he would be in prison. Since we know our SCOTUS will never allow that, Ill just take death now.
RoeVWade
(705 posts)Well, that's just something that should happen.
FalloutShelter
(13,974 posts)marble falls
(69,198 posts)GoCubsGo
(34,536 posts)while he was too busy gazing into Sweet Daddy Vlad's eyes. Or, prostate cancer.
kimbutgar
(26,445 posts)Mr couch Fer doesnt have the dictatorship charisma that the orange pedo felon has.
But my pick is he has a massive stroke while driving his golf cart and drives off a cliff to his death!
marble falls
(69,198 posts)LudwigPastorius
(13,769 posts)Bad diet and no exercise results in arterial plaque and high blood pressure.
Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Clot.
Emile
(39,001 posts)DBoon
(24,477 posts)... while his passengers scream in terror
sop
(16,821 posts)Melania will give him a little shove to start him bouncing.
LeftInTX
(34,007 posts)Melania, wearing her trademark panties, bra and dark sunglasses will shoot him with a pistol, shouting run you motherfucker run!!!!
Jerry2144
(3,065 posts)The mechanism doesnt matter much. Timing is everything
The Blue Flower
(6,252 posts)Choking on a respirator.
MrWowWow
(1,461 posts)Convicted criminal, career money launderer, Russian asset, convicted rapist, pedophile, master grifter, and reputed mobster, Donald "StinkyDollHands" Trump (P01135809), the Worst President in United States History, surprisingly died of complications due to a combination of an abrupt guilty conscience and terminal moral bankruptcy on [Date] at the age of [Age]. Trump's normally bloated, morbidly obese, lifeless body, found by his then, male odor wife, Malaria, was slumped over his fabled Gold-plated toilet, and dressed in what appeared to be WWII-era German Lederhosen. His hands were still desperately clutching a first edition, autographed copy of Mein Kampf. . Trump's death truly marked the end of a criminalized, tumultuous and polarizing era/error in American politics.
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Donald J. Trump's Epitaph:
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There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile,
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He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile;
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He wed a pornstar cat that caught a crooked rat,
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And they all lived together in a little crooked shack.
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-Pass it On. Repost it EVERYWHERE! The Power of Nonthreatening (the true intent and spirit of this harmless, satirically-flavored parody post), Positive Thinking Never Ceases to Amaze!
mjvpi
(1,804 posts)Im dating myself
krawhitham
(5,042 posts)Norrrm
(3,384 posts)How do you know he will die on a holiday?
Any day he dies will be a holiday.
DavidDvorkin
(20,421 posts)CTyankee
(67,535 posts)DET
(2,304 posts)Massive stroke or heart attack. And I dont think its too far off. Less likely - hard blow to the head after a fall.
Dulcinea
(9,426 posts)They'll find him the next morning, phone in hand, pants at cankles. I don't envy the poor soul who has to clean that up.
I_UndergroundPanther
(13,304 posts)After Rfk has silenced the foodborne illness warnings . Would have been about tainted burgers but who knew?
edhopper
(36,831 posts)MrsCheaplaugh
(256 posts)a point where some desperate Joint Chiefs or career diplomat type just waits until Pychopath's asleep and holds a pillow over his face?