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Eddie18

(76 posts)
Thu Aug 28, 2025, 10:15 AM Aug 2025

How Trump will die poll

CHF
Dementia
Gunshot
Golf cart accident
Bruising hand worsens
Falling down stairs
Pancreatic cancer
In his rare moment of sleep
God visits and tells him it's over
Aircraft accident via turbulence
On the toilet
Epstein files reveal the worst
Learning to read at old age

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How Trump will die poll (Original Post) Eddie18 Aug 2025 OP
On the toilet... FirstLight Aug 2025 #1
At 2AM, while pounding the micro pud. TheBlackAdder Aug 2025 #22
More poetically, mid loaf pinching TheBlackAdder Aug 2025 #23
I don't care as long as it happens soon. Ocelot II Aug 2025 #2
Peacefully in his bed at a ripe old age of 98. intrepidity Aug 2025 #3
Sounds about right. Xavier Breath Aug 2025 #14
Fall down stairs after Elon's kid shoves him Captain Zero Aug 2025 #4
While wiping a booger on him and saying "you're not the real president!" berniesandersmittens Aug 2025 #6
Last words along the lines, "Milly, the coffee's good today! Did you do anything different to i....?" Torchlight Aug 2025 #5
There are 2 most probable on my list. taxi Aug 2025 #7
Rooting for CHF. mountain grammy Aug 2025 #8
If he doesn't have a straight-up heart attack first. GoCubsGo Aug 2025 #16
I'd be fine with that too mountain grammy Aug 2025 #18
Choking on fast food the_liberal_grandpa Aug 2025 #9
In the new Grand Ballroom Wicked Blue Aug 2025 #10
I no longer care how he leaves the planet. MontanaMama Aug 2025 #11
Yeah Takket Aug 2025 #12
Explode in a giant blast of his inner bullshit. RoeVWade Aug 2025 #13
Who By Fire? FalloutShelter Aug 2025 #15
A great artist! marble falls Aug 2025 #21
Slow poisoning by whatever Putin planted in The Beast GoCubsGo Aug 2025 #17
I just hope it happens asap! kimbutgar Aug 2025 #19
Not soon enough. It is so hard not to wish the worst on him, and when the time comes it will be hard not to gravedance. marble falls Aug 2025 #20
I vote, ischemic stroke. LudwigPastorius Aug 2025 #24
After a long battle with Russian syphilis. Emile Aug 2025 #25
sleeping peacefully ... DBoon Aug 2025 #26
He falls coming down AF1's stairs, hitting his head numerous times as he bounces down the steps. sop Aug 2025 #27
He will outlive all of us... LeftInTX Aug 2025 #28
bullet enid602 Aug 2025 #29
Not son enough Jerry2144 Aug 2025 #30
Covid The Blue Flower Aug 2025 #31
Obituary of Donald J. Trump MrWowWow Aug 2025 #32
Colonel Mustard, in the living room, with a lead pipe mjvpi Aug 2025 #33
screaming krawhitham Aug 2025 #34
Fiddler on the roof.... The czar will die on a holiday. Norrrm Aug 2025 #35
While saying "I know more about death than anyone, believe me." DavidDvorkin Aug 2025 #36
all of the above. CTyankee Aug 2025 #37
Realistically DET Aug 2025 #38
CHF, on the toilet, in the middle of the night. Dulcinea Aug 2025 #39
Salmonella I_UndergroundPanther Aug 2025 #40
Not soon enough edhopper Aug 2025 #41
I wonder how close we are to MrsCheaplaugh Aug 2025 #42

FirstLight

(15,754 posts)
1. On the toilet...
Thu Aug 28, 2025, 10:17 AM
Aug 2025

that way they can't make him a martyr or say he went "peacefully"...he'll die just as the embarassment he is in life

intrepidity

(8,548 posts)
3. Peacefully in his bed at a ripe old age of 98.
Thu Aug 28, 2025, 10:18 AM
Aug 2025

:sigh: there is *no* justice in this timeline.

Torchlight

(6,239 posts)
5. Last words along the lines, "Milly, the coffee's good today! Did you do anything different to i....?"
Thu Aug 28, 2025, 10:22 AM
Aug 2025

taxi

(2,664 posts)
7. There are 2 most probable on my list.
Thu Aug 28, 2025, 10:29 AM
Aug 2025

It depends on whether he visits Russia or Saudi Arabia. For the former, a window is conveniently left open on an upper floor. For the later, a disgruntled Saud displaying his bone saw collection is a factor.

9. Choking on fast food
Thu Aug 28, 2025, 10:32 AM
Aug 2025

He'll hopefully be found dead on the ground with a mouth full of fast food and fast food wrappers all around him.
The cause will be heart failure.

Not the way I want him to go, but whatever gets him to hell fastest works for me.

Wicked Blue

(8,398 posts)
10. In the new Grand Ballroom
Thu Aug 28, 2025, 10:43 AM
Aug 2025

by former CIA agent Col. Mustard

with a gold statuette of the Traitor himself

MontanaMama

(24,592 posts)
11. I no longer care how he leaves the planet.
Thu Aug 28, 2025, 10:43 AM
Aug 2025

If I had my preference however, it would be painful and also SOON.

Takket

(23,401 posts)
12. Yeah
Thu Aug 28, 2025, 10:45 AM
Aug 2025

Term 1 I wanted him to live for many more years because I was actually naive enough to think he would be in prison. Since we know our SCOTUS will never allow that, I’ll just take death now.

RoeVWade

(745 posts)
13. Explode in a giant blast of his inner bullshit.
Thu Aug 28, 2025, 10:47 AM
Aug 2025

Well, that's just something that should happen.

GoCubsGo

(34,600 posts)
17. Slow poisoning by whatever Putin planted in The Beast
Thu Aug 28, 2025, 11:04 AM
Aug 2025

while he was too busy gazing into Sweet Daddy Vlad's eyes. Or, prostate cancer.

kimbutgar

(26,589 posts)
19. I just hope it happens asap!
Thu Aug 28, 2025, 12:08 PM
Aug 2025

Mr couch F’er doesn’t have the dictatorship charisma that the orange pedo felon has.

But my pick is he has a massive stroke while driving his golf cart and drives off a cliff to his death!

marble falls

(70,074 posts)
20. Not soon enough. It is so hard not to wish the worst on him, and when the time comes it will be hard not to gravedance.
Thu Aug 28, 2025, 12:12 PM
Aug 2025

LudwigPastorius

(13,972 posts)
24. I vote, ischemic stroke.
Thu Aug 28, 2025, 12:35 PM
Aug 2025

Bad diet and no exercise results in arterial plaque and high blood pressure.

Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Clot.

sop

(17,139 posts)
27. He falls coming down AF1's stairs, hitting his head numerous times as he bounces down the steps.
Thu Aug 28, 2025, 12:49 PM
Aug 2025

Melania will give him a little shove to start him bouncing.

enid602

(9,599 posts)
29. bullet
Thu Aug 28, 2025, 12:52 PM
Aug 2025

Melania, wearing her trademark panties, bra and dark sunglasses will shoot him with a pistol, shouting ‘run you motherfucker run!!!!’

MrWowWow

(1,461 posts)
32. Obituary of Donald J. Trump
Thu Aug 28, 2025, 01:03 PM
Aug 2025

Convicted criminal, career money launderer, Russian asset, convicted rapist, pedophile, master grifter, and reputed mobster, Donald "StinkyDollHands" Trump (P01135809), the Worst President in United States History, surprisingly died of complications due to a combination of an abrupt guilty conscience and terminal moral bankruptcy on [Date] at the age of [Age]. Trump's normally bloated, morbidly obese, lifeless body, found by his then, male odor wife, Malaria, was slumped over his fabled Gold-plated toilet, and dressed in what appeared to be WWII-era German Lederhosen. His hands were still desperately clutching a first edition, autographed copy of Mein Kampf. . Trump's death truly marked the end of a criminalized, tumultuous and polarizing era/error in American politics.

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Donald J. Trump's Epitaph:

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There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile,

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He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile;

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He wed a pornstar cat that caught a crooked rat,

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And they all lived together in a little crooked shack.
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-Pass it On. Repost it EVERYWHERE! The Power of Nonthreatening (the true intent and spirit of this harmless, satirically-flavored parody post), Positive Thinking Never Ceases to Amaze!

Norrrm

(3,718 posts)
35. Fiddler on the roof.... The czar will die on a holiday.
Thu Aug 28, 2025, 01:19 PM
Aug 2025

How do you know he will die on a holiday?
Any day he dies will be a holiday.

DET

(2,336 posts)
38. Realistically
Thu Aug 28, 2025, 04:18 PM
Aug 2025

Massive stroke or heart attack. And I don’t think it’s too far off. Less likely - hard blow to the head after a fall.

Dulcinea

(9,538 posts)
39. CHF, on the toilet, in the middle of the night.
Thu Aug 28, 2025, 04:26 PM
Aug 2025

They'll find him the next morning, phone in hand, pants at cankles. I don't envy the poor soul who has to clean that up.

I_UndergroundPanther

(13,324 posts)
40. Salmonella
Thu Aug 28, 2025, 08:32 PM
Aug 2025

After Rfk has silenced the foodborne illness warnings . Would have been about tainted burgers but who knew?

MrsCheaplaugh

(261 posts)
42. I wonder how close we are to
Thu Aug 28, 2025, 08:48 PM
Aug 2025

a point where some desperate Joint Chiefs or career diplomat type just waits until Pychopath's asleep and holds a pillow over his face?

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