Russia Threatens To 'March On Paris' As All-Out WW3 Fears Erupt

[MayReasonRule]

www.express.co.uk/news/world/2...

— Jimmy Philly (@jimmymatthewsjr.bsky.social) 2025-08-28T18:25:43.918Z

The full-blooded attack appeared to be in response to some unflattering comments recently made by the Élysée Palace resident about Vladimir Putin.

DU'er Bernardo was kind enough to point out that the current sole source of the story has often demonstrated right wing bias and has not always been credible.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

1. express.co.uk Mixed reliability, right wing bias

https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/the-express-us-bias-and-credibility/

[MayReasonRule]

3. Thank You For Bringing It To My Attention... I'll See If There Are Additional Sources And Post Them

[Lovie777]

2. Another mentally ill jerkoff......................

the dictator's club want world war 3 and that includes shithole. What is the purpose of attacking Venezuela?

[ImNotGod]

4. The new ussr is just a paper tiger just like the old ussr, NATO needs to spank this terrorist country into rubble. nt

[House of Roberts]

5. OK. They couldn't get to Kyiv and they want to threaten all of NATO?

Putin is as delusional as *****.

[Dave Bowman]

6. If he said that then France has nukes so nope, it won't happen.

[BeyondGeography]

7. After failing to take Kramatorsk in three-plus years

I wonder what the eta is for Paris.

[ananda]

8. This is ridiculous posturing.

and I certainly hope Europe calls his bluff.

[Prairie Gates]

9. ...

DU'er Bernardo was kind enough to point out that the current sole source of the story has often demonstrated right wing bias and has not always been credible.

Par for the course

[GaYellowDawg]

10. He won't dare.

France and the UK are nuclear powers and they will leave Moscow a glowing crater.

Someone needs to get into Russia and assassinate that crazy son of a bitch.

[-misanthroptimist]

11. Good luck with that, Vlad.

You've suffered over a million casualties in Ukraine. You're more or less out of tanks, APCs, your best artillery, your best soldiers, and have a navy that is laughable. Your air force has to hide deep inside Russia to keep Ukraine from destroying it. Ukraine has taken out a sizeable portion of your oil refining.

Any try for Paris is highly likely to end at the Polish border. When Poland finishes off your pathetic invasion force...well, then it gets ugly.

Of course, you could try nuking Paris. Try. Between Russian maintenance and Western defenses, that will almost certainly fail. It may provoke a nuclear response from the West, which will end Russia for good as any sort of world power.

But you do you, little man.

[Fiendish Thingy]

12. Clickbait nonsense. Nt

[Turbineguy]

13. The Russians have General Winter to help in their defense.

The French can uncork General Wine.

[Bayard]

14. Pfffftt!

Putin can't afford to march to the bathroom right now.

[BannonsLiver]

15. At this point their inept military probably couldn't march to the end of the road let alone Paris.

[Torchlight]

16. Resulting in Freedom Fries back on the menu at the Really, Really White House

No doubts trump will kneel to Putin's narrative, and the GOP be conveniently anti-French again. Sigh... its eems like only 25 years ago.