I don't know who came up with this, but it is pure truth.

[Swede]

[twodogsbarking]

1. I say "how about it".

[usonian]

2. Every accusation is a confession.

Infallible.
The law of gravity will be reversed before this one is.

[calimary]

3. Sums it right up.

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Truth about trump.

Whenever trump says,
"I know nothing about it",
He knows everything about it.

Whenever trump says
"I know everything about it",
He knows nothing about it.

He's Mr. Opposite Man. Everything he says, you can safely bet that the opposite is true.

[aggiesal]

4. That's because they live in Opposite World ...

Remember Up is Down, Down is Up.
Left is Right, Right is Left.
Biden's Economy was Bad, when his Economy is Good.
Mierda47's Economy is Good, when his Economy is Bad. But let's just fire the person responsible for producing the true numbers.
...

[Maj. Dude]

5. Sargent Shultz

was the first thing to come to in my mind.

With apology's to Hogan's Hero's.

[BurnDoubt]

8. I laughed along, but it clearly was a mistake...

to normalize any part of fascism without recognizing the cost and implications for Humanity.
Beware people who would proudly wear their Deplorability for all the World to see.

[Emile]

6. I have known that for a long time.

[pacalo]

7. Bazinga.

[BurnDoubt]

9. I share your aversion to soiled hosiery.

[boonecreek]

10. "We'll see what happens".

Translation: I have no fucking idea what I'm talking about.

[annabanana]

17. I actually find that particular one unnerving....

It is usually preceded by a statement considering his worst possible ideas.

[Joinfortmill]

11. Yup.

[Kablooie]

12. Also when Trump accuses a Dem of doing some shocking, illegal thing...

that's simply an announcement that he plans to do that thing very soon.

Whenever you plan to commit a crime, always accuse someone else of that crime first.

[unblock]

13. He always lies, and it's always to push his preferred narrative

For Donnie, the whole point of talking is to impose his own fantasy version of reality on others.

Why bother talking if not to push a lie?

[Be The Light]

14. projection

whenever he says anything just think the opposite. That will be the truth.

[Martin68]

15. Brilliant!

[malaise]

16. Truth

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