Anal Fistula hasn't been seen by the press since Wednesday. And Vance announces how he's tanned,

[3Hotdogs]

rested and ready to take over.

Whaddya think? Is he playing at the Great Golf Course in the sky or is he just on his way there?

Curious minds (at least one curious mind) want to know.

[underpants]

1. JD must be doing an interview per day

I see a different interview on Twitter everyday.

As always, personally over important condescending and vapid.

[Skittles]

11. he is ridiculous

seriously

[Captain Zero]

2. extensive medical testing and/or therapy ?

That's my bet.

Could be a colonoscopy. Maybe heart stents?
Maybe he has had severe Covid again ?

He looked barely Able to stand in the background at Friday's 4pm event.
Maybe he has had a stroke and can no longer speak.

[buzzycrumbhunger]

3. Lemme just leave this here in giddy anticipation...

[rubbersole]

9. So much for not speaking ill of the dead.

But exceptions are welcome in this case.

[Vogon_Glory]

4. This isn't like trying to guess the health of Soviet leaders in the 1980's

If something should happen to our all-wise, all-knowing beloved President no. 47, we’ll find out soon enough.

Unless we see a line-up of long faces at Faux Noise and funeral music playing on Faux, News Max, One America News, and Sinclair, I’d assume he’s still among the living.

EDIT: And considering the passions and competing reactionary agendas roiling this incumbent administration, I don’t think we can anticipate this situation turning into a Weekend-at-Bernie’s presidency.

At least, not yet. Someone would squeal.

[not fooled]

14. When Fox starts playing Swan Lake

we'll know it's happened.

https://www.history.co.uk/articles/swan-lakes-link-to-political-turmoil-in-the-soviet-union]

Swan Lake and the deaths of political leaders

The years 1982, 1984 and 1985 all saw the deaths of Soviet leaders – Leonid Brezhnev, Yuri Andropov and Konstantin Chernenko, respectively.

In the period of potential political disturbance after each death, Russian TV began to play Swan Lake on a loop. While the goal was perhaps to distract and calm viewers, the ballet actually became associated with the deaths of leaders and with political instability.

[Blue Owl]

5. He could be lying on a death bed right now, barely fogging a mirror

[Midnight Writer]

6. I bet he is reading up on the Labor Movement to get ideas about how to help the working class.

[rubbersole]

10. "reading" 🤣 !!!!

[BidenRocks]

7. EPSTEIN!!!

That is all.

[newdeal2]

8. I hear Moscow is beautiful this time of year

He’s either there or Epstein island.

[FoggyLake]

13. Maybe he fell out of a window.

[Ilsa]

15. Maybe his doctors are keeping him at the WH so he'll

be closer to Bethesda Naval Hospital or Walter Reed. I don't believe for a minute it's because of Putin/Ukraine.

[Skittles]

16. that's a good theory, Ilsa

and you are correct, it would NEVER be about anything important

[Old Crank]

17. His handlers need to prop him up

On a balcony to show us he is still alive.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

19. Weekend at Donny's

[buzzycrumbhunger]

22. Ayup

😏

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

18. Vance has correspondence with Curtis Yarvin on a daily basis

[Buddyzbuddy]

20. Just the thought of it is putting a smile on my face.

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Thanks, DU.

[Vinca]

21. Hope he's designing his gold coffin. Plated, of course, like the Oval Bordello.

[LeftInTX]

23. He's golfing

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-playing-golf-baseless-viral-death-rumors-2122068

[republianmushroom]

24. Slowly on his way. Thank god and grayhound.