If I wake up in the morning

[angrychair]

To find out that glob of shit has left his bloated, smelly corpse behind I will dance naked on my roof for the entire weekend.

[Attilatheblond]

1. Make sure you've got lots of good sunscreen.

[Silent Type]

2. I'll definitely do a little dance, but privately in my rube red area.

[usonian]

3. Use really grippy shoes.

And a safety rope.

And avoid thunderstorms.

[Submariner]

4. As long as his agonizing death and funeral procession don't

screw up the important stuff, like the TV football schedule, mourn away mother fuckers.

[C Moon]

5. IKR?

[videohead5]

6. We will know

If there is something wrong if Trump is not golfing somewhere in the next couple of days. If he is not able to golf, there is something very wrong.

[CentralMass]

7. There will be a bigly global celebration.

The "thank you very much" scene from the Scrooge movie with Albert Finney comes to mind with the guy dancing and singing on Scrooges casket.

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[LetMyPeopleVote]

8. For this thread

Link to tweet

[BWdem4life]

9. Thanks for the warning!