Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Just sort of disappeared for a few days and, you know?

Coronary upon receiving a $60 bill from Home Depot for tacky knickknacks?

Fell out of a plane en route to Sterling, VA?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[North Shore Chicago]

1. Maybe, maybe not.

But it sure is hella fun talking about it! The happy speculation is all over the interwebs!

[Blue Full Moon]

16. Schrdinger's cat

[Aviation Pro]

2. I see you saw the TFR for Sterling

I reiterate, fuck.

[Orrex]

4. Yep--thanks for posting that, alas.

[SocialDemocrat61]

3. The real question is

who will attend his funeral?

[surfered]

5. Been thinking about that. There should be a service.

But he doesn’t deserve a guy in uniform saluting.

And the flag’s gotta go, too.

[malaise]

10. First laugh for the morning

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[surfered]

15. My pleasure.

[NNadir]

30. Thread winner!

[hlthe2b]

68. LOL

[Dulcinea]

13. The usual people who show up for funerals of heads of state.

How many of them will be mourning? How many will be secretly (or not so secretly) be celebrating? I doubt anyone will mourn his passing when it happens, except maybe his girlfriend Laura Looneytunes & Human Buttplug Miller.

[SocialDemocrat61]

20. Would love to see Biden attend

and give the finger to Jake Tapper on his way out.

[GopherGal]

50. That'll be a tough one to determine...

do the spontaneous street parties count?

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[Joinfortmill]

71. Minus Zero.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

6. For this thread

Link to tweet

[malaise]

9. Secretly? Meh!

Publicly 😂😀😂

[electric_blue68]

65. 😄 in broad daylight, and well into the night

[SheltieLover]

7. MIA for four days, so maybe...

One can only hope!

[surfered]

34. Fingers crossed!

[SheltieLover]

61. Here too!

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

[Blue Owl]

35. Rumor is he was seen at Bernie's

[SheltieLover]

63. Lol

[malaise]

8. No but

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He hasn’t met with the pliable press for two days.

Add link

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220597015

[Blue Owl]

39. The poor press -- they must miss their master beautifully.....

Those ass-kissing bastards!

[malaise]

40. The truth

[Farmer-Rick]

41. The last time anyone saw him

That is anyone who would NOT kiss his ass saw him, was last Tuesday. Where he wanted to jail Americans for burning a flag....a 1980s issue.

If he's Not dead, or in a coma from a heart attack, he's living in the 1980s. We will need a time machine to bring him back to reality.

[Dulcinea]

11. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

[EYESORE 9001]

24. Aqualung - Jethro Tull

Sitting on a park bench
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
Snot running down his nose
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes
Hey, Aqualung

Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run
Hey, Aqualung
Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck
Whoa, Aqualung

[Buckeyeblue]

12. He's 79 with health issues

There is probably going to be days or even multiple days where he barely gets out of bed. And his ability to walk is in decline. Maybe he's feeling bad and needs a walker. Not a great look for a narcissist.

[Botany]

14. Every day brings the inevitable fate all of us face one day closer for Krasnov

Warning graphic image @ the link. Blue lips could be from lack of O2 because of cardiac issues.

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:solu3emgjqhn65fkuczg6l6r/bafkreiacpqi5m5o3zyshf3a6xnktgeyk5vzdtzu72vibyxunplprd3644i@jpeg

[Dulcinea]

19. Cyanosis caused by heart problems

according to Dr. Google. I've thought for a while that he has CHF & the White House hasn't gone public with it.

[Botany]

62. Central Cyanosis from some kind of heart or circulatory disease???

“Cyanosis is the medical term for when your skin, lips or nails turn blue due to a lack of oxygen in your blood. If you have darker skin, cyanosis may be easier to see in your lips, gums, nails and around your eyes. The word cyanosis comes from the word cyan. Cyan is a blue-green color.”

Add in his puffy ankles and what my be a pulmonary edema on his hands that they are trying to
hide with make up and his dirt nap might not to far in the future.

Besides when he was in the Middle East his go to meal from the mobile McDonald’s that they
had following him was 2 Big Macs, 2 Filet of Fish Sandwiches (fried), and a chocolate milkshake
and he is 79 and he doesn’t like to exercise.

[Farmer-Rick]

44. Oh Wow

My uncle looked like that right before he couldn't breathe and had to be rushed to the hospital. He was then in a coma for a month. He had congestive heart failure.

[niyad]

17. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

22. Soon...perhaps sooner than we'd dared to hope.

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

37. I think we're closer. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

But then we’ve got Beardo or Vladimir Futon.

[niyad]

46. Pretty sure he, miller, etc., are actually running things. cankles krasnov

is too f'n lazy to work, and too stupid to come up with all the EO's and new bills. He is the bright, shiny thing.

[SheltieLover]

60. True, but magats won't transfer allegiance to couch fucker

There will be a huge vaccum.

[Gimpyknee]

18. Nope

[Blue Full Moon]

21. Any day now.

[Grumpy Old Woman]

23. When I see the bruises on the back of his hands, I am reminded of some lines from William Empson's poem 'Missing Dates'

They bled an old dog dry yet the exchange rills
Of young dog blood gave but a month's desires.
The waste remains, the waste remains and kills.

[malaise]

36. Profound

Rec

[LymphocyteLover]

25. Actually. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT!!!

[twodogsbarking]

26. Severe case of head lice. One less louse now.

Years ago a young mother worked for me. She said that head lice was going around he son's school but it wasn't
a big deal, there was shampoo that would kill them. I said to her that children get lice on their heads but adults could
get them other places. She had a blank stare at first and then the light bulb moment and she blushes and says "ohhhh".

[littlemissmartypants]

27. 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

[Buddyzbuddy]

28. Fingers crossed.

Scalia croaked on my birthday and I was in Vegas with my family. My daughter suggested I tone down my celebration of his passing. Turned out she was right, his passing began the court we currently have.
Guess what, I'll be in Vegas next weekend, fingers are crossed. If it happens my daughter won't be there to ruin my loud raucous celebration.
You would think with such a huge unearned ego he would take into consideration just how many people are waiting anxiously for that day when he doesn't answer his wake up call.

[niyad]

47. May you have the loud, raucous celebration we all deserve.

[Buddyzbuddy]

73. Thank you niyad. You made me laugh.

[NNadir]

29. Mercury poisoning from the gold leaf amalgams from his tacky and grotesque remodeling of the Oval Office?

[LeftInTX]

31. Sorry but AF1 has flight plans today.

We could pretend, but would it help?

[Orrex]

33. It helps every day!

Absent the news of his death, I’ll continue to dream of it.

Also, his propaganda ministry wouldn’t hesitate to fly his corpse on AF1 for weeks to create the illusion of vitality.

[LeftInTX]

42. I like the funny ones!

But there was some actual speculation, so there's that.....

[C_U_L8R]

55. A trip to the embalmer? An XXL casket fitting?

They tried to put his brain in a jar to keep it alive but the surgeons couldn't find it.

[Blue Owl]

32. THE FAILING "DONALD J. tRUMP -- SAD!

[JPPaverage]

38. Well one thing is for sure

When he does die he won't lie in state. He's lied in every state he's visited.


I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.

[twodogsbarking]

43. He even lied in Alaska and that's in Russia.

[2MuchNoise]

45. Picked up and discarded by the National Guard along with the rest of the trash in DC.

His contribution to the beautification of the city.

[barbtries]

48. for the first time,

i can honestly say that I don't know. he could be, he could be still breathing. Something's up and it's not good for him but just might be very, very good for the USA.

[Seinan Sensei]

49. Died when the Epstein files ...

… Oh wait …
They did release the Epstein files didn’t they?
No?
Well damn.
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FIES!

[2MuchNoise]

54. EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN!

[CaptainTruth]

51. Today's T-shirt

[Ocelot II]

52. Maybe, but we won't know until someone opens the box.

Schrödinger's douchebag. My guess is that he's technically alive but he's had some sort of "episode" of losing his marbles to the point where he can't be allowed to speak in public at all. So his handlers are waiting to decide whether he will be able to recover at least enough of them to keep pretending to be the president, or whether to do the 25th Amendment Tango.

[Duncanpup]

53. Not yet. Although Vance is measuring the Oval Office. For new drapes is the rumor

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-playing-golf-baseless-viral-death-rumors-2122068

[niyad]

56. Is anybody besides me creeped out about him being with that granddaughter?

When do we ever see him interacting with the grandspawns? And now this granddaughter? My skin is crawling.

[Hey Joe]

57. We better buy our bubbly 🍾 now

There will be a run on champagne worldwide when that fucker croaks.

[niyad]

64. I have several bottles on standby. Should probably get more. My friends

are doing the same. Just a few bottles is not going to answer for the occasion.

[milestogo]

58. Soon, my friend. Soon.

[republianmushroom]

59. Nope, didn't happen last night, damn,

thoughts and prays don't seem to be working any better for trumps demise then it does for gun control republicans.
And I don't care how trump goes, just that it happens sooner not later.

[hlthe2b]

66. "Disappeared and no one cares: It's football Saturday!!!"

[Brainfodder]

67. Waiting for proof of...

I like the open heart surgery theory I heard though.

[Orrex]

72. They're installing one, presumably

[ShazzieB]

69. Maybe..................?

According to David Pakman, he hasn't been seen in public in days. Dare we hope?

[Joinfortmill]

70. Much closer.