Trump wants to get to Heaven... I think we can help.*

[CaptainTruth]

*Note: Your actual destination may vary.

[kimbutgar]

1. There is already a spot waiting for him in hell

And Satan is anxiously waiting for him !

[BigmanPigman]

5. He is Satan's spawn

so he can never truly die. He may go "home" for a visit and family reunion but he will be back. Every time I rewatch Rosemary's Baby I see tRump standing naked with other 80 year old's as Rosemary is raped by the Devil. Someone should make that into a meme.

At my mother's birthday lunch yesterday she told us about a woman who was friends with her in South Philly and the Italian Market when we lived close by in 1980. This woman loved my mom and would do anything for her. My mom explained "anything" was her way of saying that if anyone messed with my mom this friend knew the "right people"/Jimmy Hoffa/mafia. I asked she knew of anyone else who could do her a favor now. Too bad the answer was "No".

We happened to choose the same restaurant that ICE raided on July 4th and the whole staff was arrested then released most of them later. The entire neighborhood came out and chased them off the street.

My mom got a free dessert for her birthday from the restaurant and my sister said she thought my wearing my home-made, ever-present, anti-tRump earrings is what did inspired them to do that.

[MineralMan]

2. Here's a shortcut, orange man:

"Pray without ceasing." 1 Thessalonians 5:17,

Of course, that means you'll have to give up all that nasty business you're doing from the White House. You'll need to get down on your knees and stay there, cause you gots tons and tons of forgiving that is needed. Yes, indeed...

[rsdsharp]

4. If he got down on his knees, he'd have no choice but to stay there,

at least until the crane was brought in.

[Traildogbob]

3. Like his

Morbidly fat ass will get through the eye of the needle dragging his bags of grifted cash. And his free Jet from Qatar.

[Vinca]

6. What if God runs a criminal background check? LOL.

[usonian]

7. First a detour.

Then open the book "To Serve God"



And the translation



Oh, YOUR OLD FRIEND IS ASKING FOR YOUR COMPANY!
Join him. (Go to hell if you can't spell!)

[bdamomma]

8. Sorry

GATES CLOSED, re route TO HELL

[Blue Full Moon]

9. Jesus, "I never knew you."

[Irish_Dem]

10. Jesus: I never heard of the guy.

[Hekate]

11. Thoughts and prayers

[Rstrstx]

13. LOL, "Clots and prayers" was the name of a Lincoln Project video the other day

[B.See]

12. This has GOT to be a joke, right?

It can't be real, right? It's from The Onion, right?