Trump is "reportedly" worth $6.5 billion, and he wants "millions of" MAGAts to "chip in" $15 to send him to heaven

[Miles Archer]

This shit was tiresome in his first term.

I've seen his "wealth" reported as $6.3 billion and $6.5 billion.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wealth_of_Donald_Trump

Then there's this:

Trump Fundraising Email: “I Want to Try to Get to Heaven”
Trump invokes eternal life in plea for campaign cash
J.D. WolfAug 26, 2025

He urges supporters to chip in $15 to keep the movement alive. Yet the plea for money tied to eternal destiny comes as Trump continues to show little concern for the vulnerable people that his policies and rhetoric often target.

https://meidasnews.com/news/trump-fundraising-email-i-want-to-try-to-get-to-heaven

He uses the term "chip in" like he's going on a beer run for the MAGAts.

"Hey, you can afford it, CHIP IN $15 because you don't need it and I want it."

I guess this will never get old, and every time he blows the whistle, the MAGAt dogs will bark.

[Chasstev365]

1. Oral Roberts

[displacedvermoter]

3. You beat me to it

[Dave Id]

18. Oral Roberts

Immoral Roberts, thief preyed on the gullible.

[Walleye]

2. Hey Donald, it's easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle...

[Chasstev365]

10. For Shame: That's Class Warfare!

(From Al Franken's The Gospel of Supply-Side Jesus)

[Walleye]

12. Jesus was just too damn woke

[area51]

16. Evergreen.

The gospel of supply-side Jesus.

[samplegirl]

24. That's what I was thinking

beat me to it!

[JMCKUSICK]

4. Reminds me of L.O.R.D.

Let Oral Roberts Die

[Buns_of_Fire]

5. And for a recurring donation of $25, you get to go, too! Guaranteed! nt

[Miles Archer]

20. That was definitely one of his most sinister "Greatest Hits" from the first term...

...putting the MAGAts on "recurring payment" status after a one-time donation because the were too ignorant to read the fine print.

[fujiyamasan]

6. If I pitch in can he promise to go right away

I don’t care where he goes after this, but the sooner the better!

[allegorical oracle]

31. Would consider it if 1) there's a guarantee he will be miserable as he fades

away, and 2) he'll go to the "other" place, not heaven.

[rurallib]

7. I am chipping in some prayers that he make the trip as soon as possible

[Miles Archer]

22. DON'T FORGET THE "THOUGHTS," DAMMIT

We all KNOW that they prayers won't work unless they're THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS.

[rurallib]

25. !

[2MuchNoise]

26. I've got some "thoughts" for him. Plenty of "thoughts".

[wcmagumba]

8. Please hurry up and pass away, you don't need any more money...Ivanka and the other spawn will get this....ewww...

[Miles Archer]

23. I wonder if they'll bury him on the golf course to enjoy the same tax breaks Don got for Ivana

The really fascinating Lord of the Flies dynamic that will come with Trump's dirt nap is the multiple hellspawn from multiple mommies scenario.

I'm guessing the first two to be banished from the Circle of Love will be Melania and Barron. Then, Tiffany. Then, Don Jr, Eric, and Princess Ivanka will don war paint for the fight to the finish.

[travelingthrulife]

27. I hope someone does a special, Unlocking Ivana's Casket, so we can see what is actually

IN her casket.

Sounds like she was part of the pedo business as well.

[democrank]

9. Trump is a complete disgrace

as are the people who still support him.

[Chasstev365]

11. Hopefully one last grift before hell!

[Emile]

13. Trump trained the guy behind the Nigerian Prince Scams

[FakeNoose]

14. It could just as easily be phony fund-raisers who use Chump's name to grift

Whatever they raise, they'll split with him 50/50, and Chump will be fine with that. He has said so many bizarre and ridiculous things over the years, that the MAGA-cult are to the point of believing anything.
Even stuff he doesn't really say.....

[paleotn]

15. Would you just die already, you orange bastard!

[GoCubsGo]

17. Self-reported wealth, no doubt.

Given that "report" is coming from a pathological liar who was convicted on multiple financial fraud felonies, one should call bullshit, even without his begging for more money. His "wealth" is mostly in his bullshit cryptocurrency, and he still has hundreds of millions of dollars of debt. Which is why he is so hell-bent on lowering interest rates. He owes hundreds of millions just in interest on his loans, and that's only growing as he fails to pay them off. And, why his lips are still attached to Putin's ass, and that of the Saudis. Gawd knows how much he owes them. It boggles my mind that there are thousands of his cult who still fork over their money to him without question, while believing he's a billionaire. Maybe send that money straight to E. Jean Carroll. He still hasn't paid her what he owes her.

[MLWR]

19. OMG. He thinks he can buy his way into heaven.

[Ocelot II]

28. I thought Martin Luther got that notion sorted in 1517 or thereabouts.

[Martin Eden]

21. He's buying a stairway to Heaven?

Jimmy Page and Robert Plant might have something to say about that!

[thesquanderer]

29. Reminds me of the Star Trek line, "What does God need with a starship?" (n/t)

[Xavier Breath]

30. Growing up, I remember all the Pentecostal, fire-and-brimstone sermons I heard railing about the immoral rich man.

As a kid I was told countless times about that rich man, in his fancy house, and with his fancy cars, suits and dining experiences, and how his ignoring Jeebus woud be paid for with his eternal damnation. And the thing is, for all that they got wrong about life and the world, their take on the immorality of the rich was right.

If you too were raised in that environment, then you know what I mean, and how they're a million miles away from that at this point. So I can't help but think about all the people I knew in those churches, who've long since died, and what they'd be thinking today.

[thesquanderer]

32. It's like the game of Monopoly. No matter how much money you have, you don't win until everybody else is bankrupt. (n/t)

[Maru Kitteh]

33. I'll give him everything I have to LEAVE IMMEDIATELY

Wouldn’t want to keep your God waiting now, right old boy?

[riversedge]

34. Hey MAGA folks--you billionaire daddy wants some more of your money!!