Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Blood pressure cuff exploded when he learned that a landscaping stone was scratched?

After a speedy and clandestine heart transplant, the heart rejected him?

Stroked out upon return from secret four day jaunt to island recommended by Ghislaine Maxwell?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[Xavier Breath]

1. From what I read here yesterday, we need to be careful wishing for his demise.

A hit-and-run poster, long wished into the cornified, advised we'd burn in no less than Hades for such blasphemy.

Pearls were clearly clutched, I tells ya.

[Orrex]

2. Yeah, we've had a few of those lol

I'm more than happy to take whatever demerits I earn from these daily IHDY posts.

If karma were a thing, he'd spend all his time shrieking in soul-shattering agony.

[JohnQFunk]

3. That poor snowflake!

[surfered]

4. Suffered a cerebral hemorrhage when told the countries he chose to impose tariffs on, weren't real countries.

[SheltieLover]

7. Good one!

[malaise]

9. Bwaaaaah

😂😂

[Xavier Breath]

16. Man, that second one is going to be nothing but trouble.

[surfered]

27. Elon will launch him for there. And that cartoon is a blast from the past

[Dave Bowman]

31. Snort, that's hilarious!

[surfered]

5. Please tell me Stephen Miller donated that heart

[SheltieLover]

8. Do you think president steve ever had a heart?

[Orrex]

13. Maybe for breakfast.

[Dave Bowman]

32. Lol! Great reply.

[SheltieLover]

6. Apparently not yet, but we are a day closer to the celebration!

[2MuchNoise]

10. After seeing a photo of Ashley and Joe at the beach

He was stunned stiff when he finally learned what a waist line is.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

11. Took medical advice from RFK jr.

He prescribed baths in fecal contaminated water as a way to build up resistance.

[yardwork]

44. I hope he is taking medical advice from RFK, Jr. and Dr. Oz.

[niyad]

12. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[Swede]

15. There is too much dust on my bottle.

Damn it!

[niyad]

17. Sadly true!

[surfered]

29. -

[surfered]

24. Someday we will be free of this lunatic 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[Joinfortmill]

43. Me too.

[yellow dahlia]

47. A special bottle with his name on it in the frig.

[C_U_L8R]

14. They pickled his head in an oversized bottle of formaldehyde

But it won't stop whining and blabbering on about some bullshit or another.

[2MuchNoise]

20. Pickled pig's head.

[hlthe2b]

18. "He says he hates dogs. Therefore I will be DOGS' retribution!"

[surfered]

25. Good boy!

[Joinfortmill]

45. Hahaha

[mahina]

19. Sucked down to the underworld by the devil?

Tripped over his ego and fell down the stairs?

[twodogsbarking]

21. Fell through the crack in the WH concrete football field.

[Gimpyknee]

22. Nope

[LeftInTX]

23. Good grief. I know this is a daily thread. LOL

We don't see him for a few days and DU explodes...LOL


What is this? Do we have to see him "every day"?????

I didn't even miss him.. On Thursday, he called the governor of Utah and told him that their independent redistricting commission was illegal. They played the phone call on our local news. I wanted to gag.
https://utahnewsdispatch.com/2025/08/28/utahs-redistricting-ruling-catches-trumps-ire/

I had no idea he was "missing".

Did we see Biden every day?
Did we see Obama every day?

[Ocelot II]

30. It was because we usually *do* see him every day;

he can't stand not having his ugly orange mug all over the media all the time. So, because he was unseen for a couple of days and because of his cankles and purple hand, there was speculation that Satan might have finally called him home. I never believed he was dead because news of that significance would have leaked instantly - they never would have been able to pull off a Weekend at Bernie's maneuver. But it's entirely possible that he had a worse-than-usual mental "episode" and his handlers didn't want him out and about and talking to anybody. I think it's safe to say that he has health problems, but unfortunately the Grim Reaper didn't reap this time.

[GreenWave]

26. I think his hand is rotting.

[Dave Bowman]

33. And so is his brain.

[58Sunliner]

28. Ivana told me he has 2 weeks. Even the dead are hopeful.

[republianmushroom]

34. Nope not yet , but we are getting closer.

Gone for a couple of days, no sign of him, then he rises his ugly head. Hopefully not to long now. Yea!

[Dave Bowman]

35. He died of acute stupidity.

[malaise]

36. No but

I dare him to show his hands and ankles in public this week.

[MiHale]

37. Just wait....it's coming...or ....

[LetMyPeopleVote]

38. Let's Go Whatever that thing on his Hand is

[no_hypocrisy]

39. Chewing on a canister of compressed air.

The chief takes aim, muttering a profanity, and

https://m.

&pp=ygUPRW5kaW5nIG9mIGphd3Mg

[ShazzieB]

40. Nope still waiting...

[sop]

41. Winnie the Pooh

[Joinfortmill]

42. Much, much closer.

[yardwork]

46. He's definitely one day closer to death.

That's for sure.

[Sanity Claws]

48. I keep checking the news in the AM to find out

I can't believe he's not dead yet.