I have two insignificant questions...

[jmowreader]

Question 1: wasn’t one of the justifications for putting Trump back in office that Biden was either going to die in office or get 25th Amendmented because his mind had finally gone?

Question 2: when - not if but when - Trump dies in office, would “President Couchlover” be an appropriate nickname for Vance?

[yellow dahlia]

1. Can I go you one nastier on Vance?

"Thiel's beeatch"

[Jerry2144]

2. He will bring back the Ottoman empire

[Attilatheblond]

3. Personally, I am toying with the idea of always referring to Vance, once his is sworn in, as The Ottoman Emporer

And I await, with baited breath, the likely Executive Orders concerning couches from the future Settee POTUS

[Silent Type]

4. If trump dies under suspicious circumstances, need to start Conspiracy Theory that Vance and Kennedy planned it.

[jmowreader]

5. Running a tox screen on his corpse would be highly advisable

The problem is, whacking Trump falls into the Perfect Crime category: so many people want him gone there aren’t enough resources to pick out the one who did it.

Given that, I do believe Trump will die without “assistance” - he’s a thousand years old and has many health problems. No reason to kill him and risk prison (very unlikely any jury is going to accept a civic improvement defense) when you can just wait a couple weeks.

[electric_blue68]

7. .....

"very unlikely any jury is going to accept a civic improvement defense"

SNORT!

[Sneederbunk]

6. I will continue to refer to him as The Davenporter.