Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Killed by traffickers when he failed to deliver his promised 2,000 Guatemalan children?

Buried alive next to Jimmy Hoffa to commemorate Labor Day?

Stroked out when Donna Brazile refused to apologize for speaking the truth?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[niyad]

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[malaise]

4. Well I hope you have more than one bottle

You may need to raise a glass for Rudy

[littlemissmartypants]

6. 😆

[niyad]

9. Oh, I have something suitable for ghouliani! May it be needed soon!

[surfered]

17. And Stephen Miller would make a splendid trifecta.

[3auld6phart]

29. Definitely

Zombie Dead eyes Miller… Gads what frickin’ freak

[SheltieLover]

14. Sooner than yesterday, for sure!

[surfered]

16. Soon we hope and pray.🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[hlthe2b]

2. "Enough already! Croaking is not just for bullfrogs!"

[malaise]

3. No but

It looks like now /verb/9/11 may go first

https://nypost.com/2025/08/31/us-news/rudy-giuliani-hurt-in-car-wreck-after-helping-domestic-violence-victim-spokesman/

[niyad]

11. According to the npr article, police were dealing with a DV situation

on the other side of the highway in the opposite direction. Sadly, it appears that noun/verb/911 did not have life-threatening injuries. A line in the npr story struck me. His business partner rushed to his side "to oversee his care". Weird.

[malaise]

23. The Guardian report is even weirder

[Blue Owl]

27. Rudy's been dying for awhile now....

[malaise]

28. Dying or

Dyeing😂😂😂😂

[calimary]

34. Eeeeeuuuuuwww!

[2MuchNoise]

5. DIE DAMN IT!

[LeftInTX]

21. I have something stronger than Raid! Deathly afraid of roaches.

I'm so afraid that I don't have to say this anymore!

[littlemissmartypants]

7. ❤️

[marmar]

8. He looks like death warmed over then reheated in a microwave.

[mahina]

42. He looks like a pool of vomit

That a mad dog puked up,ʻ ate and puked up again.

Summary of the 2016 and 2024 elections

[underpants]

10. MAGA is posting old videos of him claiming it's new

[SheltieLover]

12. Sadly not yet, but the cholesterol seems to be pushing the needle in favor of the big celebration

[True Dough]

13. LOVE this simple tweet:

King Cankles
@KingCankles

BREAKING: MEXICO AGREES TO PAY FOR THE FUNERAL.

Link to tweet

[surfered]

18. Love it!

[True Dough]

19. Not a bad Twitter handle either!

[malaise]

45. Bwaaaah

😀😂😀

[surfered]

15. Not yet, but it looks like Lady Liberty has had enough and is ready to fling him to "Heaven."

Although I’m sure he’s headed the other way

[electric_blue68]

43. He can bounce off the bottom of Heaven's clouds and head in the other direction!

[MiHale]

20. Put JFK Jr. in charge of his health care...

Wouldn’t be long after that.

[niyad]

22. JFK jr is dead. . That would be interesting.

[MiHale]

37. Oh damn wrong Kennedy RFK...thanks, niyad...👍

Fingers flying too fast.

[niyad]

47. Just think how much fun JFK Jr. could be having in that case.

After what krasnov has done to his mother's beloved Rose Garden, and how he is trashung the Kennedy Center. . . .

[MiHale]

48. By 'George'...it really would be fun...

[ShazzieB]

50. Oooh, good point!

[Marcuse]

25. Get the widow on the set.

[calimary]

35. "...we love dirty laundry..."

[AllaN01Bear]

26. not yet.

[Sneederbunk]

30. Infected by RFK,Jr.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

31. Most Anticipated Obituary

[malaise]

49. THIS

Rec. 😀

[Tanuki]

32. Suffered a huge, deep, nasty gash

as a result of a contractor mishap during the ongoing desecration of Jackie Kennedy's rose garden?

https://people.com/donald-trump-banishes-contractor-over-gash-in-patio-white-house-rose-garden-11801043

..."Donald Trump Banishes White House Contractor After Spotting 'Huge Gash' in New Rose Garden Patio: 'It Was Deep and Nasty'....(more)

[niyad]

46. I want to see the gash. .along with a time/date/location stamp.

And it is absolute bullshitnabout the marble and limestone, since he cemented over the Rose Garden, pocketing the difference. Oh, and by the way, dimwit donny, marble Is NOT "soft", you fucking, lying, thieving, tasteless piece of trash.

[Farmer-Rick]

33. Almost

Soon, soon.....

[gordianot]

36. Almost his faked appearances are a good sign.

[bdamomma]

38. Maybe

he will just have a health episode over on the green today.

[Gimpyknee]

39. Nope

[mwb970]

40. I want to see that Big Beautiful Obituary.

And I want to see it SOON!

[NNadir]

41. Drowned Swimming Across the Yangtze with Mao Zedong?

Power of Symbolism, The Swim that Changed Chinese History.

...Now, to be clear: Mao Zedong did not swim across the Yangtze in July of 1966. But his dip near Wuhan was as consequential as many crossings had been, setting the stage for the launch of the Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution.

The point of Mao’s swim was to demonstrate his physical prowess and good health, defying rumors that his age and time out of the spotlight suggested he was anything less than a capable leader. The emphasis on physical fitness had deep roots. One of his very first pieces of public writing was “A study of physical education,” an essay in the celebrated magazine New Youth, published in 1917...

[republianmushroom]

44. Personally don't care how. Not last night, damn it, but,

it is getting closer and closer every day. 3 days only one brief public showing, you can bet it is getting closer. Yes !
Starting to chill my booze.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

51. Team Purple Bruise

[niyad]

52. LOVE IT!!!