"God FORBID-gate" UPDATE: The bearded creepy couch effer reminds us he's "ready" if "something happens"

[Miles Archer]

The White House has said Trump suffers from chronic venous insufficiency, which involves poor blood flow from the legs back to the heart and leads to swelling around the feet and ankles. The bruises, they said, are from frequent hand-shaking combined with aspirin use.

Vice President JD Vance last week said he’s “very confident” that Trump will serve his full term.

“The president is in incredibly good health,” he told USA Today. “He’s got incredible energy.”

Vance said that if “God forbid” something happens to Trump, he’s ready to step up.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-responds-to-health-rumors_n_68b50785e4b03cbc5dee4a6c

[Walleye]

1. All his fans say that he's demonstrating energy. I don't see it myself. All I see is laziness and sloth.

[ananda]

2. My crazy conspiracy theory is that Trump is already dead...

and they've been delaying the announcement in order to do
more damage in his name.

[dweller]

3. Don't want a 1 day holiday

to turn into a month’s long blowout celebration
🤔



✌🏻

[Hugin]

5. Make it a year...

The year he wasn't.

[Hugin]

4. Aspirin use, eh?

I'm sure that a side effect of many medications and drugs used both therapeutically and recreationally can cause bleeding.

Just like the overuse of stimulants can cause something that looks like "chronic venous insufficiency" by constantly constricting the blood vessels in Epstein's BFF.

[Blue Owl]

6. How can anyone trust anything this fucker says?

Not ten years ago he claimed he was a ‘Never tRumper” — now he’s licking the fat fuck’s gold toilet

[struggle4progress]

7. DOGE should fire him