Deteriorate, you fuck

[Aviation Pro]

That’s all.

[Polly Hennessey]

1. Please! And do it faster.

[BaronChocula]

2. Schnell! Schnell!

[kevink077]

3. Keep eating McDonalds

Help the economy!!!!!

[Brainfodder]

4. Will the FIXED MEDIA cover all the celebrating?

[Maru Kitteh]

8. That video is actually well-grounded and fact-based.

I was expecting sensationalism. It wasn’t.

[oasis]

9. In other words, Trump has one foot in the grave

and the other on a banana peel.

[twodogsbarking]

5. He's unfit to serve.

[JoseBalow]

6. Fingers crossed!

[UTUSN]

7. K&R

[Warpy]

10. Whatever they're giving him so he doesn't fly into rages and start throwing punches

has him looking and acting like all the air was let out of him. His fan club is noticing how low energy he is and they've been missing his pep ralliees, their empty heads are starved with new slogans they think will bring the rest of us to tears.

Low energy Asshole = weak Asshole and that's the one thing they can't stand. The attempt to make him rational enough to stay in office is making his base think he's losing it quickly.

So relax, lay in a supply of popcorn. Getting him out of office isn't our job at this point, it's theirs and I doubt he'll last his full term.