Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Overworked medical tech confused his dialysis line with his catheter?

Shot by lottery agents when trying to seize the Powerball jackpot?

At first he was afraid? He was petrified? Then he clutched his chest and breathed his last, and he collapsed and died?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[The Blue Flower]

1. I dreamed of an empty black ship covered with a shroud last night

It was filled with air, nothing in it at all. Dead in the water. Ship of State?

[Orrex]

2. What a beautiful dream!

[surfered]

7. Severely listing to starboard?

[The Blue Flower]

48. Not listing, but

It looked like a huge inflatable copy of a three-master, covered in black plastic tarp. I wondered why anyone would want a ship that was filled with air and nothing else.

[surfered]

3. Not yet, but there are new developments

This is never a good sign…


However, on the bright side…

[twodogsbarking]

20. excellent

[SheltieLover]

25. Hahaha!

[malaise]

27. Bwaaaah

😂😂😂

[SSJVegeta]

4. Might find out at 2pm

[lapfog_1]

5. entirely possible

but the cabal running the federal government will cover this up as long as possible.

See the movie "Dave"

[Farmer-Rick]

18. I was thinking more like

Death of Stalin

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_death_of_stalin

Stalin's oppressive mass murdering government fell apart when he had a heart attack and died. It wasn't clear exactly how the hated dictator died though. Could he have lived if they had gotten him a doctor sooner or if someone who cared about him took care of him?

Anyways, the Russian officials hid it from the people until it was clear he was completely dead.

[Hugin]

29. I'll only add that Stalin was four years younger...

When Grimmy finally caught up with him.

[no_hypocrisy]

6. In The Mood . . . . .

[surfered]

9. Or Wagner...

[surfered]

13. 😂

[True Dough]

8. He's "golfing"

[txwhitedove]

11. No, Alexa says he's still alive at 79. Then relayed it was July 17th when he was diagnosed with

veinous insufficiency. Damn it.

[malaise]

12. Not yet

but the ankles are more swollen than the fragile ego

[surfered]

14. The Munchkins are warming up...

[niyad]

33. Please do not insult practicing witches this way. He has nothing to do

with the Craft of the Wise.

[surfered]

36. I apologize most sincerely

[niyad]

39. Accepted. We love you so much it was a bit surprising.

[surfered]

43. My need for humor occasionally deviates me from the correct path

[hlthe2b]

15. "No? Let me at him!..."

"the 'ketchup' (wink wink) will fly!"

[niyad]

16. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

23. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

24. I believe we're getting closer to that day🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[Blue Owl]

17. Do I hear a bell tolling in the distance... slowly growing louder?

[Farmer-Rick]

19. For whom the bells toll?

"Never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee." Ernest Hemingway

[mnhtnbb]

41. Not Hemingway. John Donne.

Hemingway just lifted it from the 17th Century poet/cleric, John Donne.

For Whom the Bell Tolls by John Donne - Your Daily Poem https://www.yourdailypoem.com/listpoem.jsp?poem_id=2118

[Farmer-Rick]

47. Yeah, you're right

I forgot Hemingway was just quoting Donne. Been a long time since I read Hemingway.

[CaptainTruth]

21. From Bluesky...

[ShazzieB]

49. LOLOLOL!

[SheltieLover]

22. Not yet, but the day is still young...

[Ocelot II]

26. How's his chess game? Or checkers? Or Chutes 'n' Ladders?

[jls4561]

28. Heard Ivanka and Melania would be attending the press conference of Epstein survivors tomorrow?

[niyad]

34. WHAAAAAAAAT THE FUCKING HELL???????

[LymphocyteLover]

30. Maybe??? Seemed like a real Weekend at Bernie's to me

[LymphocyteLover]

31. Really gotta wonder about those black bags being tossed out of the WH

[Wicked Blue]

32. Defenestrated

[niyad]

35. We should be so lucky!

[Dulcinea]

37. At first he was afraid? He was petrified?

Then he clutched his chest and breathed his last, and he collapsed and died?

Bravo!

[mwb970]

38. After the Blessed Day you will have to change the headline to "Is he still dead?"

[niyad]

40. Years ago, aa friend used tto end texts with "On a cheerful note, scalia

is still dead". Always made me feel better!

[Ocelot II]

42. "Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead."

Anybody remember that line from SNL's first season? The networks had been covering Franco's declining health for weeks, and after he finally expired, Chevy Chase parodied the coverage on every show for at least a year by announcing that "Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead."

When Satan finally calls Trump home, I hope SNL, in the spirit of its originators, will regularly announce that Donald Trump is still dead. It will be sweet music to my ears.

[generalbetrayus]

44. Orange Julius Caesar will drop dead on live TV today

when he make an announcement this afternoon — his first public comments in a week — about the Department of Defense.

[Exp]

45. Fingers crossed every morning for that special day bringing the greatest joy in 5 years. nt

[sop]

46. Thoughts and prayers...

[ShazzieB]

50. "No? Well, just give me 5 minutes alone with him, and we'll see about that!"