Trump's big announcement today at 2 p.m.

[Jersey Devil]

I've been reading stories that Trump is going to make some unspecified announcement today at 2 pm but the White House is not saying what it will be about. I am pretty sure that with Congress coming back into session this week it will be something to deflect from the Epstein mess, so my guess about Metamucilini's announcement is one of the following:

1 - The US armed forces will invade Chicago immediately.

2 - The US and Israel, led by Jared Kushner, have agreed to build the world's largest resort/casino in Gaza.

3 - Trump is granting reparations to the Jan 6 "patriots" to shore up his MAGA base.

4 - His health is the best ever and just to prove it he will personally be on the UFA fight card next July 4 at the White House where he will take on the UFA heavyweight champion.

5 - He will break ground for the $200M White House Grand Ballroom with a golden shovel.

[chicoescuela]

1. All very plausible especially number 4

[Bernardo de La Paz]

2. Rumour says the Peace Prize envy prez will announce the "WAR Department". . . nt

[Walleye]

4. I think that's it. They told him we needed proof of life so he's gonna make some kind of controversial announcement

Department of war sounds completely in character. This is a man who thinks words are reality

[Chasstev365]

3. Military Ships Sent to Venezuela

"Remember the Maine" or The Gulf of Tonkin Resolution: he needs an excuse for a military distraction.

Plus it's a reminder to Putin and Xi that the US is still a great military power.

[onenote]

5. I think you're going to be 0 for 5

[Jersey Devil]

6. Yes, that is highly likely

But then again my mind is not as twisted as Trump's so it is difficult to predict what kind of bizarre announcement it will be.

[MrWowWow]

7. tr💩mp Declares Martial Law

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And then strokes out.

[ImNotGod]

8. I heard he's announcing his decision to donate his entire pet rock collection to the Smithsonian Institute. nt