Today's the day we finally get the plan to bring down prices!

[riversedge]

We are still waiting for Trumps health care plan!!



Today’s the day we finally get the plan to bring down prices!

Link to tweet

[riversedge]

1. edited to insert a workable link

[riversedge]

2. At this point, the announcement could range from: "I'm converting to Buddhism and....

I don't have the ability to be shocked at anything Trump says anymore


Talon Sharpedge @Talon_Sharpedge
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At this point, the announcement could range from:

“I’m converting to Buddhism and moving to the Maldives…”

to:

“McDonald’s is opening a presidential suite at Mar-a-Lago, and I’ll be the ambassador.”

No one would be surprised.

Link to tweet

[Wounded Bear]

3. "We'll lower prices, and it will only take two weeks!"

[kerouac2]

4. I was about to say the same thing lol

[John Farmer]

5. Infrastructure week!

[PJMcK]

6. Trump is moving Space Force to Alabama (n/t)

[Buns_of_Fire]

7. Here's the brilliance of his plan: He's not going to lower prices,

he's going to send out "tariff bonus" checks for $1M each to everyone!!!* What care you if a loaf of bread costs $50 when a cool million lands in your checking account?

*Of course, some restrictions have to apply, lest the "wrong" people get the BIG BONUS BUCK$. To get the Big Beautiful Trump Tariff Bonus check, you must (1) already have a net income of $100M/year or greater, (2) have donated at least $2M to Nazipublican candidates in the last election cycle, and (3) score in the "eligible" range on the Trump/Miller "whitey-whiteness" scale.

[riversedge]

8. I will be eligible

when the cow flies over the moon