The White House is ready for President Trump's announcement this afternoon

[riversedge]

The White House is ready for President Trump's announcement this afternoon

Link to tweet

[50 Shades Of Blue]

1. ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

[milestogo]

2. Die already, asshole.

[Bayard]

3. Make it so

[Mz Pip]

4. He's late. Again.

Still waiting.

[Ocelot II]

5. I like the sound of that: "the late Donald Trump."

[Quakerfriend]

7. I love the fact that CNN, while waiting, is talking

Epstein, Epstein, Epstein.

[jls4561]

6. He's going to announce he has hoof and mouth disease.

That would explain the makeup on his cloven hooves and the blessed silence of the last few days.

[littlemissmartypants]

11. To go with his case of...

Screwworm...
that he shares with his Secretary of HHS.🪄💫

[lastlib]

12. and a serious case of oral dysentery.......

Like most repuglikans, and more so than all others, he constantly has the same stuff coming out of both ends. (But they only have the diaper on the south end.....) Hence the nickname "AnusMouth"---the two parts are interchangeable ......

[riversedge]

8. uum.. trump is a half hour late for his announced 2 pm ET oval Office speech. msnbc-

[jmowreader]

9. "Why is the press conference so late?"

"We haven't revived him yet. Give us a few minutes."

[hlthe2b]

10. The CPR team is still debating....

[lastlib]

13. That's not the problem---

The WH de-FIB-rillator isn't working.........as usual.

[niyad]

14. Snort!!!