30m 🚨BREAKING: This is first time we've heard Trump's voice in eight days and he sounds like shit

[riversedge]

MY tv is not picking up any signal. Is trump giving his speech over the phone??

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Imagine you listen to this freaking imbecile and think, “yep, that’s the guy who is going to bring us world peace.”
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🚨BREAKING: This is first time we’ve heard Trump’s voice in eight days and he sounds like
shit

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[Ocelot II]

1. Wait, this speech is *on the phone?*

[Rummaging in kitchen drawer for aluminum foil to make a hat with] WTF?

[LeftInTX]

3. Here. Screenshot, because I'm already tired of his voice.

[Ocelot II]

6. So he's alive, which I suspected, though I'm pleased to see

that he looks like crap warmed over. Hair looks like he hasn't washed it in a month, maybe because more of it falls out whenever he does.

[LeftInTX]

7. His voice didn't sound like it did on that phone call.

They aren't talking about Ukraine. He's moving Space Command to Alabama

[Mossfern]

2. Well, that sure inspires confidence.

[Baitball Blogger]

4. It's a circle jerk.

Sounds like he's working on his cheerleading squad in preparation for tomorrow.

[Bengus81]

5. He's on a GD phone call.

[LeftInTX]

8. Reporter: "I heard you were dead"