So what was Trump's big 2 P.M. announcement?

[Botany]

Thank you.

Btw if you are around Clintonville (Columbus) Ohio and you answer this question
I will give you a bowl of shrimp and grits.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

1. "I'm alive and everybody must pay attention to me and like me." . . . . nt

[Botany]

3. So it was a nothing burger?

Have some shrimp and grits anyway.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

4. Looks delicious. It will have to do as Canadians like me are avoiding the US for the duration

As to "nothing burger", pretty much. I've only seen photos, but 1) the DoD blew the surprise a few hours earlier, 2) He shat on the good state of Colorado, 3) I am told he bathed in adulation from his sycophants, 4) His hair was strangely mussed and greasy. What is with this resurgent Brylcreem hair styling trend, of which Pete Hogsbreath is the leading example? I thought grease went out with the Sixties.

[Bluestocking]

2. Is the offer still good in 2028

I don’t step foot into red states

[LeftInTX]

5. Space Command is moving from Colorado Springs to Huntsville, Alabama

[Emile]

6. Just another word salad.

[Blue Owl]

7. That he's a fat stupid fuck

[misanthrope]

8. He did a "boom boom" all by himself, "like a big boy"

"The likes of which the world has never seen, many people are saying it."