Rudy Giuliani Awarded Presidential Medal Of Incest

[Zorro]

WASHINGTON—Lauded as a generational advocate for sexual contact between relatives, former New York City mayor and man who married his cousin Rudy Giuliani was awarded the Presidential Medal of Incest at a White House ceremony Tuesday.

“Not only is Rudy a great American patriot, but he inspires all of us to summon the bravery to put the moves on our hot cousins,” said President Donald Trump, draping the nation’s highest honor for civilians who have sex with their family members onto a misty-eyed Giuliani.

“In recognition of his many years of keeping his bloodline pure, he now joins a line of great American citizens: incestuous thinkers like Albert Einstein, incestuous writers like Edgar Allan Poe, incestuous leaders like John C. Calhoun, and incestuous musicians like Jerry Lee Lewis. Rudy is the first Italian American to receive this award, and his work has shown the country that no matter how unrelated your parents were, you can still achieve great inbreeding.”

Prior to the ceremony, numerous critics argued that Giuliani was unqualified for such a distinguished honor, observing that he had only married his second cousin.

https://theonion.com/rudy-giuliani-awarded-presidential-medal-of-incest/

[RoeVWade]

1. Remember Guiliani was in the Borat movie.

Giuliani believed he was being interviewed about the Trump administration's response to COVID-19 for a legitimate news program.

The interview was conducted by actress Maria Bakalova, who was posing as Borat's teenage daughter, Tutar.


The incident: After the interview concluded, Bakalova's character invited Giuliani to a bedroom for a drink. Hidden cameras recorded Giuliani reclining on the bed, reaching into his trousers while Bakalova was in the room.

[Dave Bowman]

3. He's still not dead of alcohol poisoning?

[Dave Bowman]

2. Hitler would deserve that Medal of Incest.

He was molesting his niece and apparently he was a big fan of brown showers. Yep, the orange weirdo has chosen swell role models.

[Norrrm]

4. Rudy is in good company with Rush Limbaugh who got his Medal of Freedom from Trump. (Not the Onion).

Rushbo, who took someone else's Viagra to a known child prostitution resort area.