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— Kara Swisher (@karaswisher.bsky.social) 2025-09-02T23:52:28.590Z

[malaise]

1. Keep em coming

😂😀😂

[gay texan]

2. "Slow and burps a lot"

[Scrivener7]

5. Literally laughing out loud at that. Maybe that should be our tag line. "Trump: he's slow and burps a lot."

[slightlv]

8. Nope.. there's one that's almost a natural for him right now...

Slow and farts a lot!

[Scrivener7]

11. Oh, much better.

[tblue37]

10. "Farts a lot" would suit him better.

[slightlv]

15. Let's give him some respect (gryn)

SIR Farts a Lot!

[Just Jerome]

16. Wait.

Are you saying that Von Schitzinpants and Sir Fartzalot are one and the same?

[rubbersole]

25. Joined at the cankles.🦶🫶🦶

[Dr. T]

34. Farts a Lot is a name that might

be given to him by indigenous Americans. Like Dances with Wolves. I'm guessing they already have a special name for him in their respective languages.

It begs a bigger question. What do people around the world call him?

[calimary]

39. Boy, the comedy writers need to start reading some of these!

Absolutely First-Rate Wisecracks! And SOOOOO relevant!

[msongs]

3. gotta love chuckie schumer's response lol nt

[Deuxcents]

4. Where can that be found?

[msongs]

12. there is none nt

[MorbidButterflyTat]

17. Why would Chuck Schumer respond to Newsom's troll of *rump?

Who did respond?

[Hekate]

28. Some people just can't resist the impulse ...

… to set goalposts for Democratic leaders, and then chastise them for not knowing they exist.

[Cha]

38. And, to Insult Sen Schumer.. on a Gov Newsom thread. oh it's all

the fucking vogue.

[Hekate]

43. That it is

[MorbidButterflyTat]

58. So petty and stupid

On the plus side, looks like we're all part of a posse!

[niyad]

44. 538 responses on bluesky

[applegrove]

22. I looked and I could not find his responce. I figured blue sky was

broken.

[Deuxcents]

24. Got it..I'm slow at times

[Cha]

36. So. Why the INsulting "chuckie schumer"? That's Senator

Schumer.

[Scrivener7]

49. Lol! The posse has arrived!

[KS Toronado]

6. Wish he would have called him "the man from Moscow".

[slightlv]

9. I hope he follows up with that French headline!

[Chicagogrl1]

7. OMG

I laughed out loud @ the burping comment! Keep it comin GCN

[PatSeg]

13. Newsom Derangement Syndrome!

NDS! Love it!

[Dave Bowman]

14. Not sure if it's legit but it gave me a good chuckle. 😆

[niyad]

45. Have you not noticed what Gavin's social media team is doing?

[RandomNumbers]

18. "Just like little hands, she is slow and burps a lot"

great stuff

[gfarber]

19. she is slow and burps a lot

perfect

[ananda]

20. ROFL -- Brilliant!

[Blue Owl]

21. So much better than tweets by The Failing "Donald J. TRump"

[Bettie]

23. Reading those actually makes me happy

at least for a few minutes.

[applegrove]

26. I know it is hard.

[malaise]

33. Every single time

I just imagine how it pisses off Donvict Miller and their goons😀

[yardwork]

54. I'm grateful to Newsom for making me laugh,

President Obama and President Biden also made me laugh.

[gordianot]

27. Double Plus good Trump speak.

[dalton99a]

29. Kick

[Renew Deal]

30. A masterpiece

[mdbl]

31. You tell em Gov

[JoseBalow]

32. It's beautiful

[Joinfortmill]

35. OMG! YES!, ' JD Just Dance Vance'. Lol.

[lastlib]

40. The Natives call him "Dances With Sofas"........

[Joinfortmill]

42. Lol

[Aussie105]

37. I hope no sane human brains were damaged by putting that together.

You really do have to short circuit part of your brain to think and post like Trump.

Somebody in that Press Office deserves a pat on the back!

[niyad]

46. Camille Zapata and her team.

[Scrivener7]

50. We need to clone her.

[johnnyplankton]

41. So Good. The only thing he left out was a jab at that nitwit of a Senator, Katie Britt!

[niyad]

47. LLAP

[YoshidaYui]

48. STAR FLEET ACADEMY San Francisco

[SWBTATTReg]

59. YES!! My favorite place (imaginary of course, but real in my Star Trek World)...

[AllaN01Bear]

51. I AGREE WITH THIS STATMENT AND APPROVVE. DING.

[Johnny2X2X]

52. Question

I don't watch the News anymore. I know they've covered some of Newsom's Tweets, but are they covering all of them.

This stuff is brilliant satire that both gets hard truths across and points out how ridiculous Trump has been for years.

[pandr32]

53. A thing of beauty!

[republianmushroom]

55. Loving it.

[electric_blue68]

56. BAAAHAHA! One of his/their best! Ty

[a kennedy]

57. This is probably nothing but....." ALABAMA (A TOTAL DISASTER OF A STATE)" might not be good for Newsome's

presidential run…..calling State of Alabama a total disaster. They probably wouldn’t vote for him anyway eh??

[AdamGG]

60. Democratic candidates should be hiring available comedy writers

Perfect opening for Colbert's team.

[OverBurn]

61. WHEN THEY HIT LOW, HIT BACK LOWER. LOVE IT.

MANY ARE SAYING GOVERNOR NEWSOME IS THE MOST HANDSOME GOVERNOR EVER AND WILL BE THE MOST HANDSOME PRESIDENT VERY SOON. TAKING THE TITLE FROM EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE FORMER PRESIDENT, OBAMA.