Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Disintegrated by Space Command rayguns when he tried to relocate them to Alabama?

Taken out during his invasion of Chicago?

Assassinated in what's definitely not a revenge killing by Venezuela?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[IcyPeas]

1. Maybe death due to broken heart after seeing this:

An actual hug between Putin and Kim Jong-un. Oh my!

After Putin and Kim Jong Un participated in a military parade during their visit to China, they held a one-on-one meeting in Beijing, which, according to Russian media, lasted over 2.5 hours.

#China #Beijing #Russia #Putin #NorthKorea #KimJongUn

— Ulfh3dnar (@ulfh3dnar.bsky.social) 2025-09-03T09:46:48.632Z

[twodogsbarking]

2. Do you know who I am? I am Don Orange. Melaaaniaaaaaah took shooting lessons. I'd like to buy an eye.

[LymphocyteLover]

3. Sadly, no. But those 6 days where we thought he might have, were just wonderful.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

4. Beaten to death by angry parents and Epstein survivors

when it was revealed he was a regular visitor to the island

[Tanuki]

5. Accidentally defenestrated from the 3rd floor of the White House

by a contract worker who took it a little too literally when he was told to "just dump the trash out the window"?

[malaise]

9. Bwaaaaah

😀

[WestMichRad]

6. Another day of disappointment in the obituaries.

[SheltieLover]

7. Flipped his yak fuzz rug over poorly contrived AI "press conference?

[malaise]

8. No but I imagine that that the parade in China

Could not have been good for his blood pressure. Hopefully his goose (steps) were cooked.😀

[surfered]

10. I have sad news to report:

This morning, at 6:30 AM, Donald Trump was found alive, age 79.

More on this heartbreaking news as it develops.

[Joinfortmill]

12. Good one.

[niyad]

17. Very sad news indeed.

[GopherGal]

22. Thoughts and Prayers

... for all who have to endure his continued presence.

[electric_blue68]

20. Snort! and, sigh.

[Harker]

11. Forced through the eye of a needle?

[Joinfortmill]

13. No, the menace still breathes.

[niyad]

14. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[CaptainTruth]

15. Today's meme

[electric_blue68]

21. Bwah!

[mvd]

16. No, but I think we're getting close

They can’t hide how bad he is.

[hlthe2b]

18. "No? Then, don't bother... Mom told me you voted for that monster!"

[republianmushroom]

19. Not last night, damn,

the sauce is at the right temperature, and the guest are waiting. hopefully soon, very soon.

[Dulcinea]

23. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

--Pink Floyd, "Time"