Love them or hate them - this is seriously impressive

[malaise]

[marble falls]

1. They are impressive. They have to be moral boosters. They require a high degree of regimentation and vision.

[EYESORE 9001]

2. Dictators demand that parade troops step lively

I bet the orange menace didn’t even threaten imprisonment of anyone getting out of step in his dicktater parade. Shows he’s unfit, unready, and unwell, so assuming dictatorial power is just out of the question. Third-rate dictator. Tsk tsk.

[BoRaGard]

3. Is this the patriarchy's official Dick Wagging week?

Asking for all the fear-based overcompensating bozos on the planet.

[Mossfern]

4. By comparison

Trump's 'parade' was sloppy and showed absolutely no degree of the discipline necessary for an effective armed force.
A joke that lowered even further the perception of the American military.

We have become a global laughing stock under his reign.
When will MAGA wake up? When will the GOP leaders realize that the world thinks that they are clowns.

WTF will it take?

[malaise]

6. Precisely

- his parade was one of his biggest visual mistakes
That is all.

[Mossfern]

7. .... and how much did it cost us?

Yes, us.
A kindergarten class could have been more impressive.

[Heidi]

5. You should include a trigger warning

for those of us who managed to survive award-winning high school marching bands.

Good morning, malaise!

[malaise]

10. Good morning Heidi

[Biophilic]

8. This makes Donny and Hegsbreath look so small and inept.

To be fair, the Chinese military probably had a bit more than a few months to prepare. But, oh Donny, there are a few things one needs to be careful about. Such as don’t try to compete with communist countries’ military parades. They’ve got that one down to a fine honed science.

[malaise]

11. Precisely

Only an insecure self-absorbed moron would attempt such a foolish venture.

[SocialDemocrat61]

9. I'm never impressed by military parades

They are usually staged by insecure leaders overcompensating for their small d*cks.

[malaise]

12. Ding ding

[czarjak]

13. Waiting for The Donald follow W's lead.

"Bring it on."

[Martin68]

14. Hitler's parades were impressive, too. So what?

[republianmushroom]

15. Very impressive, what trump wanted.

[malaise]

17. Precisely

Wannabe dictator

[republianmushroom]

16. Watch and eat your heart out trumpy.

[Sogo]

18. TSF is sooooo jealous.

nt

[hlthe2b]

20. I have to be impressed by the precision. Boy does that send a statement to Trump and his piddly silly

display months ago.

[malaise]

21. Precisely

I mean damn!

[MerryBlooms]

22. Bigliest red carpets ever

Troops mic'd up for max march sound effect
Good grief 😂😂😂
Trump gotta get more gold in the White House after that!
Plus, he gonna need the Stealthy fighters in Chicago now,to top that shit😂

[malaise]

23. ROFL

[Totally Tunsie]

24. rump had to be peeing his pants and turning green with envy.

THIS is the party he wanted and expected.
Sorry (not sorry), Loser!