NY Times Pitchbot: The Venezuelan cartel Tren de Aragua has struck a deal with the Trump administration.

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The Venezuelan cartel Tren de Aragua has struck a deal with the Trump administration where the president and his family will receive 10% of the cartel’s stock of cocaine and other illegal drugs.
September 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM

The Venezuelan cartel Tren de Aragua has struck a deal with the Trump administration where the president and his family will receive 10% of the cartel’s stock of cocaine and other illegal drugs.

— NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) 2025-09-04T01:37:49.339Z

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Warren Buffett: "Only invest in industries you understand."

Don Jr: "I know what my next business will be"
September 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM

Warren Buffett: "Only invest in industries you understand."

Don Jr: "I know what my next business will be"

— Hammerhead Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) 2025-09-04T01:44:06.677Z

[dutch777]

1. Funny. For 25% they'd probably actually make the deal AND let them use the US Navy to make deliveries.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

3. Something similar happened between Reagan & the Contras and before between Reagan & the Ayatollah. . . . nt

[rubbersole]

2. Donnie Jr with his face covered in white powder...

..standing naked in front of a full length mirror - "Say hello to my little friend!"

[Javaman]

4. a jittery don jr commented....

visibly shaking with happiness, "mission accomplished!"

[3Hotdogs]

5. Art of the deal, my ass.

I would'a held out for 25% + royalties for putting my image on the little baggies.

[Trueblue Texan]

6. Things are pretty dire when you're not quite sure if this is satire or not. nt