Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fatal infection after burning his hand on dining hall cutlery?

Knocked from the White House roof by a distracting jet flyover?

Disintegrated by the raw might of the Epstein survivors?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[hlthe2b]

1. "Please! Please! Please!"

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"Make it go away! Please!"

[underpants]

2. Only his 🧠

[no_hypocrisy]

3. He may not be dead, but

apparently, he smells like a corpse.

[twodogsbarking]

9. RFKJR road kill

[MiHale]

4. Not yet but the rotting smell is getting worse...

[SheltieLover]

5. Bled out after being shredded by Harvard lawyers in court?

Pummeled by epstein survivor families?

[surfered]

6. White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt says we should pray more.

There’s only one thing I’m praying for.

Well, maybe also shorter wait times at the visitation

[twodogsbarking]

8. I can't hold it that long.

[surfered]

11. Me neither😂

[twodogsbarking]

7. Painting of Abe Lincoln fell off the WH wall and crushed his head like a rotten tomato.

All of the other paintings smiled.

[ShazzieB]

32. Good one!

[niyad]

10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

12. How long can an unopened bottle of champagne last in the fridge?

Asking for several friends.🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🍾

[SheltieLover]

16. Lol.

[niyad]

17. There is no time limit, as far as I know.

[SheltieLover]

18. 👠👠👠👠👠👠

Impatient here, feeling as if we have been teased.

Soon. 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[niyad]

19. That teasing was cruel!

[SheltieLover]

20. It was, wasn't it?

But we all felt so happy & hopeful for the first time in months. Wait. Has it only been months?

Soon...

[surfered]

25. Very!

[2MuchNoise]

13. DIE DAMN IT!

[BigmanPigman]

14. I used to ask this everyday, now it's every hour.

Since I chose to stop watching the news on TV I get my currant news info from DU I open the site several times a day hoping for the fantastic news.

[GreenWave]

15. Put him on a speed boat with the equivalent amount of coke he snorted in his life.

And happy days are hear again.

[GopherGal]

21. Boat Tour of the Venezuelan Coast

A three-hour tour.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

22. The official hat of this thread

[republianmushroom]

23. Not last night, again, damn, maybe tonight,

hopes and prays it happens..

[LeftInTX]

24. He be like:

[sop]

26. Looks almost dead to me...

[malaise]

27. No but

He knows that we know that the Epstein’s files are no hoax - and that’s killing him.

[Orrex]

29. Welcome to DU!

[bluestarone]

30. Nope, still moving around. How I wish he would just fall over, IF

Anyone could pick a number, let's say between like 1 and 3.

[get the red out]

31. I have given up on the Grim Reaper

I don't think he can get a US travel VISA.