WTAF... Plans for UFC cage match on White House lawn:

[demmiblue]

WTAF.

— Mark Chadbourn (@chadbourn.bsky.social) 2025-09-05T19:27:26.055Z

[Orrex]

1. Why doesn't he just fucking die already?

[Ocelot II]

2. The enshittification of the White House continues.

Is there enough room on the parking lot that used to be the Rose Garden for a monster truck rally?

[electric_blue68]

15. 🤔 there could be a remote controlled Miniture Monster Truck Rally...

with a temporary packed down "hilly" sand course laid in! 😄
( just having a little fun - which we need as much as possible of ! I hate the effer!!! 😬 )

[Blue Owl]

3. Welcome to the Idiocracy

[Irish_Dem]

4. This has to be a joke and prank.

[Midnight Writer]

5. Thank God! I was afraid he was going to have death matches between "illegals".

Or maybe he will just feed immigrants to the MMA fighters, gladiator-style.

[muriel_volestrangler]

6. I got excited by "possible Oval Office walkout" - I thought some employees were going to boycott it

as a travesty and a shame on the nation. But no, "Fighters might warm up in the White House. One early idea was to have them emerge from the Oval Office and walk through a colonnade and into a cage set up in the Rose Garden. But Trump and others want a bigger show with more spectators, so the event has been moved to the South Lawn."

[Xavier Breath]

7. Hey, his assinine "golden dome" could be reimagined as a massive t-shirt cannon.

[Buns_of_Fire]

8. He's already used the WH as a TeslaX car lot, so why not?

I think he's setting himself up for another well-deserved rousing round of ridicule with this bright idea. And people thought the gold-plated everything was tacky.

(Next week: All-American Mud Wrestling, live from Arlington National Cemetary.)

[ornotna]

9. Reported by Huff Post

In July.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/full-idiocracy-trumps-bonkers-plan-025745281.html

[FalloutShelter]

10. Time for

Ow My Balls!

Who knew that Mike Judge was a prophet?

[Mossfern]

11. Next o the agenda:

Build a Colosseum complete with gladiators and lions.

[Hekate]

12. Rubble. Just rubble. ETTD...

You know, both Hillary and Kamala warned the country. Yes they did.

[drmeow]

13. Can it be a cage match

between Hegseth and RFK Jr - to the death? Please?

[sinkingfeeling]

14. Got to entertain the knuckle draggers.