GRAND OPENING: Rose Garden Club The cement covered Rose Garden, covered this night with sycophants.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

Chris Geidner
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GRAND OPENING: Rose Garden Club

The cement covered Rose Garden, covered this night with sycophants.
ALT
September 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM

The dumbest — and tackiest — timeline.

— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner.bsky.social) 2025-09-06T05:29:15.522Z

Chris Geidner
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Dinner at the White House for “the most loyal of the loyal,” President Donald Trump says, September 5, 2025.

Pool report:
Pool arrived in Rose Garden at 8:01; The setup of tables was as described in earlier pool report. Present was Vice President J.D.. Vance, many members of the House and a handful of senators. They were invited, said the president, because they are the most loyal of the loyal when he needs votes, the ones, he said, he does not have to call at 3 a.m. to plead for their support. The president started speaking at 8:03, gave way to Sen. James Lankford at 8:05 for a prayer, and then resumed at the mic. The president then spoke until 8:25, hitting all the familiar topics, forgetting to tell the audience to sit down, and adding some flavor about the new Rose Garden after he paved over the grass.
Quotes will follow in the next report.
Before then, know that the White House declared a lid at 8:25

ALT
September 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM

Dinner at the White House for “the most loyal of the loyal,” President Donald Trump says, September 5, 2025.

Pool report:

— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner.bsky.social) 2025-09-06T00:47:22.210Z

[IcyPeas]

1. The menu has a vegetarian option... that's pretty Woke

(Its pictured in one of the comments in the thread)

[hunter]

7. Hitler was a vegetarian. That didn't make him woke.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler_and_vegetarianism

[IcyPeas]

8. Oh geez that's right! he was.

[Journeyman]

2. Well, at least we didn't lose the flower garden completely . . .

some of those in attendance are no smarter than a potted plant.

[msongs]

3. any other ladies of the evening there? nt

[BoRaGard]

4. "We are special. We deserve the finest things taxpayers can pay for. Ha ha." - G.O.P. Billionaires

Well, at least we only paid for food and drinks and shit for the gop billionaires last night, with no levy on us for Gourmet G.O.P. Golf for Billionaires.

However, we will pay for that today and tomorrow. No prob. Only about $80 million so far of our hard-earned tax dollars to fund the G.O.P. Billionaire Party Party Parties!

"Ha ha. You're all suckers and losers." - G.O.P. Golf-Cheat-in-Chief & Greatest Pedo Bestie of all time.

[eShirl]

5. looks like someone's driveway

[Heidi]

6. "Play 'Freebird'!"

[LetMyPeopleVote]

9. They should just call it "The Pedo Patio"

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