Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Shot on Saturday night while he was downtown, working for the FBI?

Fell and cracked his skull on The Rose Garden?

Crushed by plummeting jobs numbers?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SheltieLover]

1. Run over with combines by furious magat farmers?

Stroked out over upcoming release of "birthday book" by epstein's brother?

Laughed off world stage by johnson's claims he was working as FBI informant?

Hope springs eternal...

[hlthe2b]

2. "Rodeos & College Football, aside, I've seen ENOUGH! I'm coming to HOOK 'EM!"

[surfered]

10. Class of '69

🤘🏼

[twodogsbarking]

3. A bowling ball was thrown from the WH window. Beaned Trump. Melaaaaahiaaaah said it was natural causes.

She said "gravity is natural" in five languages.

[Joinfortmill]

31. Rofl

[Hugin]

4. Having a novelty FBI hat from...

Spirit Halloween does not make one an informant. Even if it implies that you can inspect bodies.

What an unserious joke the US has become.

[LymphocyteLover]

6. I don't understand why people can't believe that he was an FBI informant

It doesn't mean he wasn't a criminal-- typically informants are. He's got all the personality traits of a snitch.

[Hugin]

8. I could believe it if it came out in sworn testimony and was documented in an Epstein file release.

Otherwise, it’s only third order hearsay from co-conspirators.

Snitches get stitches. Trump has no stitches.

[LymphocyteLover]

19. absolutely it needs to be verified... but he didn't snitch on the mob, he snitched on a pedoring

and no doubt know s a lot of dirt that he has effectively used as leverage over the years.

[Blue Full Moon]

23. Already known

[LymphocyteLover]

5. fatal collapse to his ego after he finally realized that no one really liked him at all

except for poor inbred losers that he can't stand to be around?

[Dulcinea]

28. When he finally does croak...

...no one will mourn him, not even them. Lots of spontaneous parties will break out, though.

[Gimpyknee]

7. Nope

[niyad]

9. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

11. I have a dream

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[surfered]

12. This

[Orrex]

14. When he dies, the media will instantly work to sanitize his presidency

They’ll downplay his crimes, gaslight his critics, and praise him for not visibly shitting himself on live tv.

[surfered]

15. I can see it now:

Today, during a Cabinet meeting, the President dropped his pants and defecated on the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office.

Karoline Leavitt described it as a job that needed to be done and all Americans can be proud that President Trump performed it admirably. Each Cabinet member congratulated and praised the President for his actions.

[Orrex]

18. I wish that were fiction.

[Marcuse]

13. Never forget. Get the widow on the set.

[ShazzieB]

25. Ewwwww, LOL!

What a travesty!

Who is that between Schlump and Dubya? It looks like Herbert Hoover to me, but I'm not sure. I'm surprised it's not Ronald Reagan, patron saint of the GOP!

[Marcuse]

33. Both Harding and Hoover qualify. I say Hoover.

[ShazzieB]

34. I agree, it's Hoover! 😄

[republianmushroom]

16. Not yesterday or last night, damn, he's just delaying the party on purpose.

he's just delaying the party on purpose. But there will be one hall of a party when it happens. And it will happen We are a day closer now.

[malaise]

17. No but

The family history of dementia is working

[ShazzieB]

20. I'm trying to be patient, but it isn't easy.

[11 Bravo]

21. Tertiary syphilis works at its own pace, but I'll admit to growing increasingly impatient.

[ShazzieB]

24. I hope you're kidding about the tertiary syphilis.

I've seen lots of speculation about that and was intrigued by the possibility myself at one time. Howver, I have come to believe that it's wildly unlikely. I could certainly see him contracting syphilis, but the disease has been 100% curable for virtually Schlump's entire life. The likelihood of a man with his wealth and access to top tier medical care going undiagnosed and untreated for decades seems pretty farfetched to me.

Come to think of it, most states required a blood test for syphilis (and sometimes other things) to get a marriage license at one time. All those laws were eventually repealed as it became apparent that syphilis was no longer a major public health problem, but New York still had such a law until 1985. That means Donald would have gotten tested at least once in his life, when he married Ivana in 1977. And if he got it later on, it's hard to believe it wouldn't have been picked up at some point.

If you were just joking, I apologize for being too literal minded. Even so, I know there is still a question about this in at least some people's minds, and it never hurts to remind everyone of the facts.

[11 Bravo]

26. Definitely kidding. It just seems like an appropriate disease for the obscene orange slug to contract.

[Dulcinea]

22. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

[Tribetime]

27. Died in his sleep from methane gas from his diaper spillover

[Dulcinea]

29. "Shot on Saturday night while he was downtown, working for the FBI?"

By a long cool woman in a black dress?

[Orrex]

32. Hey, I'm not about to accuse anybody

[Joinfortmill]

30. No, goddammit!