I can see it now:
Today, during a Cabinet meeting, the President dropped his pants and defecated on the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office.
Karoline Leavitt described it as a job that needed to be done and all Americans can be proud that President Trump performed it admirably. Each Cabinet member congratulated and praised the President for his actions.
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