How should Chicago greet the national guard?

[struggle4progress]

15 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
	Provide road maps to Birmingham, Jackson, Memphis and St Louis
	9 (60%)
	Bring them trash sacks and litter picking spikes
	2 (13%)
	Conveniently stage bags of mulch around the city
	0 (0%)
	Promptly alert on any masked thugs pretending to be police
	2 (13%)
	Ask them why they haven't been deployed to fight fires or prepare for hurricanes
	0 (0%)
	Other
	2 (13%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[leftstreet]

1. All of the above

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[Intractable]

2. "Bring them trash sacks and litter picking spikes"

Good one!

[GreenWave]

3. Charge them for crossing state lines with intent to riot.

[hlthe2b]

4. Dispatch tow trucks for any and all illegally parked vehicles like they did in San Francisco & LA

I don't have the video previously posted, but that made me laugh the rest of the day...

[greatauntoftriplets]

5. Greet them with Streets & San salt trucks.

Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson reportedly has deployed salt trucks and snow plows to block ICE from downtown.

https://communities.win/c/GreatAwakening/p/1AR0C26PFw/chicagos-mayor-ordered-all-city-/c

[AnnaLee]

6. I would quietly, as if helping them,

escort them to federal buildings and let them know that they are there only to secure the federal and all else is currently still state or local.

[DBoon]

7. a free bottle of Jeppson's Mallort for each one

one taste and they will head straight out.

This really is from their official Web site. I swear.

[struggle4progress]

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