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Heritage Foundation Wants You To F*ck For America! (from Wonkette)
https://www.wonkette.com/p/heritage-foundation-wants-you-toWelcome to the Heritage Foundation’s Manhattan Project ... for fucking!
Before we go any further, I have to ask: Is everyone here heterosexual? Because we here at the Heritage Foundation are not on board with families that consist of anything but a mommy and a daddy. Two daddies? No thank you. Two mommies? Ha ha, you must be joking. Single and partnerless but really want children? Here’s a one-month trial offer for Christian Mingle, get back to us when you have given up and settled for someone that, deep down, you're not all that crazy about. Sure you are hoping for true love, but unfortunately those wombs aren’t going to stay fertile forever.
Because here at the Heritage Foundation’s Manhattan Project for Making Babies Through Only Heterosexual Fucking, we are not fans of, quote unquote, “extraordinary technical solutions” to the problem of women not being constantly pregnant. No egg freezing, no in-vitro fertilization, no surrogacy. If you are freezing your eggs, it is because you are a woman with career ambitions, which we frown upon. And surrogates are a sort of cheat code for single people to have children without commitment to a good Christian marriage, and we think single parents are among society’s most selfish and terrible criminals. We want to restore the traditional family unit with zero acknowledgement that not everyone can fulfill our vision, because life is messy.
Nope, all babies must be conceived the old-fashioned way, through two minutes of vigorous thrusting and fluid exchanges, followed by a good two hours of gnawing disappointment and regret.
The rest at the link.
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