Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Eliminated by bitter, unemployed Onion writers?

Killed after secretly accepting a $250K payoff from Epstein?

Napalmed in the morning by Francis Ford Coppola?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[underpants]

1. Nope but he ain't heard nothing about nothing (North Korea)

Q: Can you say if the administration has engaged with North Korea on that incident?

TRUMP: I don't know anything about it

Q: Can you confirm that it happened?

TRUMP: I'm hearing it now for the first time

(Trump reportedly approved the botched operation)

Link to tweet

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[LaRaven]

29. Lying...

Or incompetent!

[Orrex]

38. It's disgusting that the press lets him get away with this.

Imagine a Democrat making a similar "I know nothing/I see nothing" response. They'd be eviscerated in real time and in every news outlet for weeks.

But Trump? *crickets*

[niyad]

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

6. Hope it ages well 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

26. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[SheltieLover]

25. 👠👠👠👠👠👠

Really tired of waiting. Soon... 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[Martin Eden]

3. Taken out by the Chicago Mob

Two-Dolls Donnie don't know who he's messin wit!

[littlemissmartypants]

30. He gives Don a bad name. (?)

Makes Don a bad name?

All dons going forward will never be the same in gravitas thanks to Two-Dolls.

[Martin Eden]

45. That was the last straw for them

The Chicago Mob has a reputation to protect.

[malaise]

4. No but

His administration is committing war crimes in Caribbean waters

[surfered]

8. Apparently it's a Free Fire Zone

[GoCubsGo]

42. No. It's flat-out murder.

We aren't at war with anyone in the Caribbean. He's using our military to execute people to fulfill his whims at the moment. It's beyond sickening.

[surfered]

5. His organs shut down as the result of the...

…organ grinder monkey in his head finally succumbing to living in a vacuum.

[Orrex]

14. Ooh---nice one!

Obscure and layered. Well done!

[SheltieLover]

27. ...

Good one!

[surfered]

7. Unemployed Onion Writers and Napalmed by Coppola.!!

You win the internet

[hlthe2b]

9. An oldie but goodie, but I dreamed someone trucked in a "shit-load" of alligators to Mar-a-Lago last night...

so, I had to go dig this gif back up! LOL

[bluestarone]

11. Great dream. Only thing is i'd like to see gator clamping down on his legs.

I want more PAIN for this man

[Blue Owl]

23. The gator would chomp his legs off

But then refuse the rest because let’s face it — he tastes like shit….

[bluestarone]

24. HAHAHA! Well, that's ok too.

Slow bleed to death works for me!

[ShazzieB]

46. Being able to see the expression on his face would also be a plus! 😠

[twodogsbarking]

13. Gator swallowed his cell phone.

[surfered]

15. Too good to hope for

[Yonnie3]

10. Nope, but for the meantime

I'm envisioning him:

homeless and being pushed out from wherever he finds to rest by armed men.

being turned away from medical services because he is said to be able bodied and capable of working.

snatched from the street and disappeared by masked men who think his orange color and strange manner of speech prove he is not American.

...

[surfered]

16. And sent to a " shit hole" country where he doesn't speak the language

[Dave Bowman]

19. He barely can speak English so send him anywhere. 👍

[littlemissmartypants]

31. I want him entirely unable. Not even a grunt or groan.

[twodogsbarking]

12. Gaggled by a gaggle of geese.

[republianmushroom]

17. Not yet, damn, but, we are a day closer.

[littlemissmartypants]

32. Excellent point!

[Dave Bowman]

18. Bone spur to the brain, baby.

[Wicked Blue]

20. Decaying skin on head falls off, revealing robot underneath it.

[BWdem4life]

21. That's what I heard on Reddit. nt

[Orrex]

22. Well, that settles it!

[littlemissmartypants]

33. Hahaha!

[SheltieLover]

28. Not yet, but the day is young & we are a day closer

[surfered]

34. -

[SheltieLover]

36. Hiya!

Hold the vision!

[MiHale]

35. Let's revisit this in two weeks...

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[SheltieLover]

37. Lol

[WestMichRad]

39. Another day of disappointment in the obituaries.

[Beacool]

40. Not yet.

He's at the U.S. Open today. If we're lucky, maybe a ball hits him in the head at high velocity. The world would rejoice.

[CaptainTruth]

41. I'm looking forward to these posts changing to "Is he still dead?"

Every day will be "He's Still Dead Day," & every day we will celebrate.

[underpants]

43. 😻

Link to tweet

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[LetMyPeopleVote]

44. For this thread

[ShazzieB]

47. Come on, Donald!