BREAKING: Trump Corrects Grave Historical Error by Signing Declaration over John Hancock

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Editor’s Note: The following is a satirical piece about Donald Trump’s meddling in the Smithsonian’s affairs.

As part of his demand that all history exhibits be altered to align with his politically correct view of history, Donald Trump went to the Library of Congress this morning and demanded that the case in which the Declaration of Independence is sealed be opened. The President then used his black Sharpie to sign his name over that of John Hancock.

In his brief informal remarks at the signing, the Supreme Leader said, “Another thing we’re looking into very strongly is that they tell me the museums and history books say the revolution was against having a king. We’ll get that misinterpretation changed right away!”

Saying "It is the greatest honor of my life to assist in correcting the unpardonable lie that the signature of Donald J. Trump, the greatest lifeform ever to inhabit the planet earth — nay, the entire universe! was not the first on the Declaration,” Acting Librarian of Congress Todd Blanche proclaimed with a broad smile.

Reports are that the Führer will go to the Smithsonian National Museum of American History tomorrow to oversee the construction of a new diorama depicting George Washington capturing British airports during the Revolution. He will also check progress on a new exhibit at the museum showing how joyful slaves were. It is being checked for historical accuracy by comparing it with D.W. Griffith's 1915 documentary, Birth of a Nation.

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