Newsom Christens Trump's Rose Garden With Brutal New Name

[Jilly_in_VA]

California Governor Gavin Newsom has launched a fresh round of attacks on President Donald Trump in his unrelenting campaign to reality-check the MAGA base.

Honing in on Trump’s grand reopening of the freshly paved-over Rose “Garden” on Friday, Newsom rebranded the concreted area the “Predator Patio.”

“Welcome to Predator Patio! Admission? Just prove you’re on the Epstein List!” the Newsom Press Office account wrote on X. The tweet was accompanied by an image of Trump holding a microphone, superimposed over a shot of the dinner held in the garden on Friday.

Newsom did not stop there. The press account launched a stinging rebuke of Speaker of the House Mike Johnson for attending the event.

“After ripping health care from 17 million Americans and slashing food stamps for kids, we’re glad Mike ‘Marie Antoinette’ Johnson and his boy friends had time to toast the grand opening of the Predator Patio,“ Newsom’s press office wrote on X.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/gavin-newsom-brutally-renames-donald-trumps-rose-garden/

He needs to pay his press people bigly!

[ZDU]

1. Troll them HARD

... and without mercy

[Cha]

10. And, it looks like Gov Newsom is doing

Exactly that..

"Predator Patio".. and what he threw in about mikey johnson is the ugly truth with a screwdriver.

[wolfie001]

18. Grindr Mike adopting that 14-yo male black child.....

....when he was 25. He's a sick f6ck all right.

[calimary]

24. Especially when they're providing so many rich choices!

Take full advantage!

[paleotn]

37. Amen! No mercy, ever!

All is fair game.

[ZDU]

40. Hear, hear!!!

[malaise]

2. Keep 'em coming

Rec

[TheBlackAdder]

34. Press release from the Osiran God Sutekh

[C_U_L8R]

3. Botoxed eyes wide shut.

Kovfefe must be the house password.

When are the children served?

[usonian]

12. The pssword is "Fidelio"

From the movie "Eyes Wide Shut" by Stanley Kubrick.

I'd refer you to a post, but it was removed.
It was THAT GOOD.

Cheers.
Fidelio

[NJCher]

14. is that why his eyes are slits?

I've been asking but nobody has the answer. Is this it?

[pacalo]

36. His eyes look like a lizard's eyes.

[spanone]

4. Brilliant

K&R

[biophile]

5. I like Pedo-patio

Shorter than Predator Patio but maybe they just didn’t want to go that far (yet)

[murielm99]

23. Predator Patio says that they

are more than just sexual predators. They steal our money, our labor, our ideas, our property, and anything else they can find. It is more inclusive, and more useful.

[Prairie Gates]

30. Yup

Predatory capitalism is predatory.

[BattleRow]

38. Beyond ped-antics...

[biophile]

53. Very good point!

☺️

[Javaman]

39. Predictor pedio

[pwb]

6. The folded gold table umbrellas

look like a mans gold peni$.

[Jilly_in_VA]

7. Making up for the timny mushroom?

[Old Terp]

11. The dinner was moved inside

There was a chance of thunderstorms. Wonder what they did with the extra people. The State dining room couldn’t hold as many people as the pedo patio.

[Nevilledog]

26. ...

[Liberal In Texas]

44. I'll bet that was a consideration when they selected them.

[littlemissmartypants]

8. Paywall/registration free...

https://archive.ph/eN2WF

[NJCher]

13. thanks, LMSP

Newsom was ruthless on that one!!

[littlemissmartypants]

15. My pleasure, Cher. ❤️

[MineralMan]

9. I just sing this song every time I see it.

A nonsense song in Spanish is perfect.

El patio de mi casa

El patio de mi casa
Es muy particular :
Cuando llueve se moja
Como los demás.

Agáchate
Y vuélvete a agachar
Que los agachaditos
Saben bien jugar.

Hache, i, jota, ka
Ele, elle, eme, a,
Que si tú no me quieres
Otra niña me querrá.

[NJCher]

16. Predator Patio

that's sheer genius. And the name shall stick.

[BWdem4life]

17. I prefer Pedophile Patio.

More punchy.

[NJCher]

21. I think you're right

I'll go with that!

[calimary]

22. Hey they're both good.

And they’re both TRUE!

[travelingthrulife]

46. I prefer Predator Patio because they are ALL predators but they may not be pedophiles.

[SunSeeker]

19. Master class trolling. Keep it up, Newsom!

[Martin Eden]

20. Pedo Patio. n/t

[calimary]

25. Predatory Playground.

Where the predator “plays”.

[Scrivener7]

27. I'm beginning to love this man deeply. And the patio looks like the Chi Chi's outdoor space.

[Prairie Gates]

28. "Mike 'Marie Antoinette' Johnson and his boy friends..."

[Bread and Circuses]

29. I will volunteer to restore the Jackie Kennedy Rose Garden!

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

49. Does 2A allow us to have unlimited jackhammere?

Do we need weapons of mass deconstruction, so we can commit mass remodeling?

[Bread and Circuses]

50. Absolutely! We need to spray Roach Killer and Fumigate everything !

[SheltieLover]

31. Kick

[Wiz Imp]

32. That one's definitely gonna get Trump fuming.

It wouldn't surprise me if Trump threatened to sue Newsom over this. I think that may be what Newsom is going for - goad Trump into a lawsuit so he can get to "discovery". I'm sure that would open Trump up to exposing tons of things Trump needs to keep hidden.

[travelingthrulife]

45. Trump tends to avoid the real lawyers and business owners.

[calimary]

33. If I were ever elected president, the first thing I'd do on Day One

would be to restore the Rose Garden with green grass and a beautiful renewed garden.

But I’m hoping that’s what the next Democratiic president will do.

[SupportSanity]

35. I'm waiting for Trump to install a "cement pond" back there too.

It's like the Beverly Hillbillies.

I think the Beverly Hillbillies were smarter.

[FakeNoose]

41. Dear God, I don't ever want to see him in a bathing suit

Even an old-fashioned one that cover everything up.

[maddiemom]

42. And they had better taste.

Elvis would have cringed before putting the current Oval Office in Graceland.

[Mr.Bee]

43. "Predator Patio."

Perfect!

[JustAnotherGen]

47. I love this

And will continue to love it - because it is so demeaning to the magapubs.

It doesn't mean that we can't walk and chew gum at the same time. However, a lot of us needed this. It's time the magapubs and last remnants of the indieteapublicans got their come uppence.

[AdamGG]

48. Additional brutal names can be coined

when they start hosting UFC cage matches in the concrete Rose Garden with orange Caligula looking on from the White House balcony. It's like a bad dystopian future movie.

[usonian]

52. Future? You got the Caligula part right.

Ancient Rome. Gladiator fights.

[MrWowWow]

51. The Predatorium

Where the Pedos Come Out to Prey...and the rats are as big as cats as big as dogs...diamond dogs.
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