BREAKING: Scut Farkus attends U.S. Open, makes attendees wait, later mocks them for waiting. Film at 11.
"I saw RALPHIE SPRINGSTEEN waiting! I wish I could make him wait again! He's a LOSER! LOOK at him! What a LOSER! He's a FAILED kid! I wish I could make him wait AGAIN! HA HA HA! I AM SO GREAT!"
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt was quoted as saying "Donald Trump is the coolest dude in the history of dudes, and working for him ROCKS, because he's the COOLEST BOSS EVER, but if I had to work for ANYONE else, SCUT would be my first choice."
When asked to comment, Farkus told reporters "I MADE HIM WAIT! DID YOU SEE IT? HE HAD TO WAIT, BECAUSE OF ME!"
Ralphie could not be reached for comment.
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