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AverageOldGuy

(4,175 posts) Mon Sep 8, 2025, 08:50 AM Sep 2025

Shlould we rename Hegseth's job title?

Secretary of DeWars seems fitting.

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Shlould we rename Hegseth's job title? (Original Post) AverageOldGuy Sep 2025 OP

On second thought, Dept of Conspicuous Consumption perhaps? Brainfodder Sep 2025 #1

How about DIC, drunk in charge? marble falls Sep 2025 #2

Good one. I heard Melania showed up for work there today underpants Sep 2025 #3

The ROWBOATS are coming! The ROWBOATS are coming! ProudMNDemocrat Sep 2025 #6

I thought that was a big thing with them underpants Sep 2025 #8

Secretary of Sucking Up surfered Sep 2025 #4

All I can think of is MuseRider Sep 2025 #5

Given how Drumph is using the military personnel these days, shouldn't he just call it the prop department? jls4561 Sep 2025 #7

Brainfodder

(7,781 posts)

1. On second thought, Dept of Conspicuous Consumption perhaps?

Reply to AverageOldGuy (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2025, 08:52 AM

Sep 2025

Secretary of Conspicuous Consumption

marble falls

(72,543 posts)

2. How about DIC, drunk in charge?

Reply to AverageOldGuy (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2025, 08:52 AM

Sep 2025

underpants

(197,191 posts)

3. Good one. I heard Melania showed up for work there today

Reply to AverageOldGuy (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2025, 09:02 AM

Sep 2025

She misunderstood that it was now Department of Whore.

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ProudMNDemocrat

(20,982 posts)

6. The ROWBOATS are coming! The ROWBOATS are coming!

Reply to underpants (Reply #3)

Mon Sep 8, 2025, 10:09 AM

Sep 2025

Why doesn't FLOTUS 47 speak in American English?

How difficult can it be to say R-O-B-O-T-S?

underpants

(197,191 posts)

8. I thought that was a big thing with them

Reply to ProudMNDemocrat (Reply #6)

Mon Sep 8, 2025, 10:20 AM

Sep 2025

surfered

(14,301 posts)

4. Secretary of Sucking Up

Reply to AverageOldGuy (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2025, 09:11 AM

Sep 2025

MuseRider

(35,176 posts)

5. All I can think of is

Reply to AverageOldGuy (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2025, 10:02 AM

Sep 2025

George Wendt.

jls4561

(3,268 posts)

7. Given how Drumph is using the military personnel these days, shouldn't he just call it the prop department?

Reply to AverageOldGuy (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2025, 10:19 AM

Sep 2025

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