Oh great! Trump is doing a speech at the Museum of the Bible, this morning!

[imanamerican63]

I suppose he is going there to rename it the “Museum of Trump’s Bible?

It will be a disaster for no matter what reason he’s going make a speech!

[Captain Zero]

1. Well we know that's a total AI speech

[2MuchNoise]

2. Maybe he'll start off with a joke.

Two Corinthians walk into a bar...

[ananda]

17. That's too sophisticated for toddler Trump.

More like: How many Corinthians does it take
to change a diaper?

[Raven123]

3. They are keeping him busy with nonsense while they destroy America

[Jerry2144]

4. If he's not struck by lightning giving that speech

Then we know god’s not really real. He’s the ultimate blasphemy against all that is good in any religion on the planet

[Paladin]

5. Might as well add blasphemy to the list of atrocities.

At this point, it'll barely register...

[newdeal2]

6. He's going to close it down for being too woke

This Jesus guy sounds kinda radical.

[3catwoman3]

7. I didn't know there even...

...was a Museum of the Bible.

This will not be on my bucket list.

[Ilsa]

9. Me neither. I mean, how? Seems like it could be a

two room exhibit, unless you expand the message from The Revelation of John, perhaps the most abused book of the Bible.

[allegorical oracle]

12. Maybe good ol' Michele Bachmann founded it. Remember her?

[3catwoman3]

15. Remember her? Unfortunately, all too well.

What a nut case.

[BoRaGard]

8. Will he apologize to E. Jean Carroll? That would be the Christian thing to do

At least shut up, and pay up.

republicon sex criminals are a sleazy bunch to be doing Bible Blabbery.

[allegorical oracle]

20. Sleazeballs have been hiding behind religion since forever.

[Deep State Witch]

10. Maybe He'll Look At Some Stolen Antiquities?

That the Hobby Lobby founders bought off of ISIS when they raided the museums and ruins in Syria.

[RazorbackExpat]

11. I think Trump's favorite part of the Bible

is where Lot makes it with his two daughters

[yellowcanine]

13. Is he going to quote Two Corinthians?

[John Farmer]

22. Or make a two Corinthians joke.

Two Corinthians walk into a bar....

[Ars Longa]

14. There is NO WAY he doesn't make all about...(wait for it)...

>>>HIMSELF

[obamanut2012]

16. He doesn't even attend church

[Ping Tung]

18. "Vanity is vanity, all is vanity" Ecclesiastes 1:2

[senseandsensibility]

19. He already said at this meeting that a man gets in a fight with his

wife and they call it a crime or something to that effect. Heard it live on MSNBC.

[Kid Berwyn]

21. Traitor really gets around.

Taxpayer expense, too.