Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Beaten to death with a tennis racquet in a full stadium yet with no witnesses?

Curdled with rage when he learned he won't get top billing in the victims' Epstein list?

Blasted out of the water by justifiably trigger-happy Venezuelans?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[Donkees]

1. No

[Blue Owl]

15. Such a disgustingly perfect cartoon of that miserable feculent fuckstain

[hlthe2b]

2. Direct hit from Alcaraz' 135 mph serve?

"ahhh. I can sleep well now..."

[2MuchNoise]

3. The two things I need to start my day...

A strong cup of coffee and Orrex.
I'm looking forward to the day, when all I need is the cup of coffee.
No offense, Orrex.

[Orrex]

10. That will be a great day indeed!

[surfered]

23. Agreed

[SocialDemocrat61]

4. Was pelted with tennis balls by spectators

at the US Open.

[surfered]

5. Died of a broken heart after not being invited to the Putin, Xi, Modi, and Un tea party

[electric_blue68]

30. BWAH! TY

[malaise]

6. No but

Carlos’ win at the US Open raised his blood pressure

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[ShazzieB]

22. OMG, that makeup!

I wonder if he changed to a darker shade. I feel like the difference between the color of his face and the color of his ears is more jarringly extreme than ever these days!

[malaise]

31. ROFL

😀😂

[SheltieLover]

7. Lost jousting match with Gov. Pritzker?

Caught un a fight between rand paul & beardo?

Arrested by ICC for war crime against Venezualan boat?

Stroked out at thought of real Presidential Fitness Test?

[Orrex]

11. All good ideas!

[SheltieLover]

20. Thx!

Any one will do the trick.

[malaise]

32. Ha

😀

[SheltieLover]

34. He will never win against Pritzker!

[Dulcinea]

8. Suffered a stroke or heart attack...

...after being booed relentlessly at the US Open?

[MiHale]

9. Pecked to death by birds pissed off...

That they can’t get to the worms in the Rose Garden covered by the concrete.

[republianmushroom]

12. Not yesterday or lastnight is seems, damn it,

but the day is young, maybe, hopeful. Another day closer.

[niyad]

13. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

24. Soon, dammit!🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[lavoosh99]

14. He Plays an Illegal Ball

The caddy dropped, shanks it into a tree and the ricochet punches a hole in his head. All the dog shit leaks out and his skull collapses, creating the first orange shrunken head.

[SheltieLover]

21. ...

[TBF]

16. The day is young - there is still hope!

nt

[Wicked Blue]

17. Booed to death

[BWdem4life]

18. Replaced by a realistic animatronic robot?

So he can really finish the job of destroying the country?

[generalbetrayus]

19. Where's Wonder Woman when we need her?

[ShazzieB]

25. Jumped off the White House roof in an attempt to fly (I wish)?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

26. Dear Trump, Just a suggestion. Sincerely, America

[Turbineguy]

27. I think I'll buy a nice American Flag to put up

And a bottle from the French Widow.

Call me an optimist.

[Joinfortmill]

28. Closer, much closer.

[dweller]

29. and closer still ... smell that ?

✌🏻

[niyad]

33. m mmmmmm