Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Heart attack over being upstaged?

Overdid it while gleefully celebrating the date on which his tower became the tallest?

Stroked out due to a burst horstvessel?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SheltieLover]

1. Blew a gasket over kirk? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/?comview_post&forum1002&pid20624932 )

Dug himself a hole he cannot extract himself from?

Buried alive up to his chin in a red ant hill?

[Orrex]

2. 20 years on DU, and I think that's the first time I've seen a link in a subject line!

[SheltieLover]

4. It's worthy of the distinction. All credit to Malaise!

[littlemissmartypants]

3. Well done with option number three, Orrex.

[SheltieLover]

5. Lol I had to look that one up.

[surfered]

15. Sounded like a German sausage

[SheltieLover]

25. Lol

I wasn't sure what it was.

Good one, Orrex!

[dalton99a]

22. +1

[58Sunliner]

6. I await his homage.

[littlemissmartypants]

7. You are not alone.

[hlthe2b]

8. "Soon?"

" I'm so excited.. I'm about to lose control, and I just can't hide it! 🎵 🎵 "

[Dave Bowman]

9. He's dead, Jim.

[surfered]

16. We wish

[malaise]

10. No but

Charlie Kirk will never again ask him to release the Epstein files.

[LymphocyteLover]

12. Kirk dropped that request a while ago. He was a true follower to the end

[malaise]

14. Really?

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220624932

[Dave Bowman]

20. How convenient.

[LymphocyteLover]

11. this Horst Vessel?

How very fitting
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horst_Wessel

[niyad]

24. Oh, look, a dispute about procuring women.

[GopherGal]

26. And inspiration from Krasnov

a Russian and Nazi collaborator

[niyad]

28. yes!

[LymphocyteLover]

30. sorry, what?

[niyad]

32. Did you read the bio you posted?

[LymphocyteLover]

33. Oh thanks-- I had just woken up and didn't read it carefully!

crazy similarity

[niyad]

34. indeed

[LymphocyteLover]

13. Too many little blue pills? (or not enough?)

1/16

Busted?!?!

Award winning photographer @andreskudacki catches Trump popping pills at the US Open.

The problem?

It doesn't match his prescribed medications.

That little blue chew, likely PROVES Trump's failing health ... or paints the horrifying image of an affair... 😬
x.com/adamscochra...

— Adam Cochran (@adamscochran.bsky.social) 2025-09-08T00:08:29.200163Z

[twodogsbarking]

18. The pill helps him find it to pee.

[Dave Bowman]

21. That and a magnifying glass.

[LymphocyteLover]

31. LMAO!! I shouldn't have been eating when I read that because I choked.

[surfered]

17. It's another disappointing day in the obituaries.😢

[niyad]

19. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[twodogsbarking]

23. Mexico said it will pay for the funeral. Pallbearers volunteered from around the world. Come on everybody let's dance.

[GopherGal]

27. Infected his ear "wounds" from Butler when trying to aggravate them to get attention

in the wake of this Kirk thing.

[BWdem4life]

29. Shot in the throat?

(Too soon?)

[Wicked Blue]

35. Squashed by his own body armor

combined with the too-tight corset strings

[ShazzieB]

36. You mean he's NOT dead yet?

[republianmushroom]

38. Damn, not yet, but, maybe tonight, hopefully.

Don't care how just that it is done.