Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Right side of his face slid off of his head, and the left side followed?

Run over by Air Force 2 while he stood on the tarmac for a photo op with a corpse?

Heartbroken over 24/7 saturation coverage of a Republican fuckhead who isn't him?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[niyad]

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

9. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[BWdem4life]

2. He's not even getting up for another 8 hours

But I suppose he could die in his sleep.

Wait, you’re talking about tR*mp right? ‘cause Charlie Kirk is dead. In case you hadn’t heard.

[SocialDemocrat61]

3. Tried to pick up a hooker

after the Yankee game. He was an undercover police officer who arrested him. He was shot while trying to escape.

[twodogsbarking]

4. Went to Kennedy Center. The roof collapsed and he was front page news, posthumously.

Billions and billions cheered 'cause he was b b b b bad to the bone. B b b b b bad.

[malaise]

5. No but

We’re watching droopy face with interest
https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=20630853

[SheltieLover]

8. Lost tug of war between stubborn mind & worn out body?

Mistaken for a corpse & stuffed into a coffin & loaded on AF2?

Hustled off the mortal coil by eps & kirk?

[Joinfortmill]

10. No, but if he doesn't soon, he'll take us all down.

[twodogsbarking]

13. Well stated. The brutal truth.

[NNadir]

11. Had a stroke when a vision of the spirit of dead Kirk appeared to him...

...to describe what hell is like. Satan, he learned, is especially hard on crude imitators.

[3825-87867]

12. Good news - kicked out of a South Pacific Leper Colony...

they were afraid of what was on his hands.

Bad News - Still Presidunce.

[hlthe2b]

14. "Soon you say?..."

"We're all ears!"

[republianmushroom]

15. No. Not yet, damn, hoping he followed his friend Cjarlie.

Another day closer, maybe tomorrow. Hopefully.