Krash Patel: 'I'll see you in Valhalla'

[deminks]

OK we're going straight up Odinist now cool

— Jonathan M. Katz (@katz.theracket.news) 2025-09-12T14:57:48.225Z

Kash Patel: "To my friend Charlie Kirk. Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you at Valhalla"

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First, Valhalla is only for warriors who die in battle, IIRC.

Second, Valhalla warriors fight every day and are reborn every night to fight the next day. Sounds a little Groundhog's Dayish to me, but you do you.

Third, is MAGA down with you invoking old Norse religious memes? Will they give you the side eye?

[orangecrush]

1. JFC

[Dave Bowman]

2. The Nazis were a little obsessed with Norse mythology so the more things change...

[Bernardo de La Paz]

6. More than a little. I think you write sardonically (good). . . . nt

[not fooled]

3. Um, do they let people of Kashyap's ethnicity into Valhalla?

I would have thought it was only for, you know, the master race but I guess if you are a fascist toady that makes it OK.



And I don't know what's worse--the nominal director of the FBI quoting a far-right cultural touchstone or the fact that the media doesn't call it out and treats it as business as usual. Together, of course, with idealizing a hatemonger.

[Ursus Rex]

23. Strictly speaking, he's more "Aryan" than anyone born in Europe.

... but still, this is nonsense, none of them are anything like the "warriors" they pretend to be.

[Jim__]

4. What a jackass!

[Prairie Gates]

5. What a herb

[yardwork]

8. The FBI is run by a fool.

But we knew that already.

[yorkster]

9. My barfometer is at hurl alert...

[RedWhiteBlueIsRacist]

10. Dear Kash, you can't say Valhalla without saying Allah.

[Ponietz]

11. Valhalla reminds me of the Titan/Asura realm in Buddhism -- just more samsara

In Buddhism, the Titan realm, or Asura realm, is inhabited by powerful beings who are often characterized by their fierce envy, pride, and a constant desire for superiority over others. They experience a more pleasurable life than humans but are plagued by anger and competition, leading to a tumultuous existence marked by conflict and dissatisfaction.
Tricycle

They go to war and slaughter one another each day only to wake up tomorrow and do it again.
Valhalla is also a dog whistle for neo-Nazis.

[Emile]

12. Patel is Pagan, wow 😧

[leftstreet]

13. When?

[rollin74]

14. Wait....I thought conservative MAGA types

considered pagan beliefs to be evil and satanic or something

[Catherine Vincent]

15. His memorial

Will Fox have his memorial on live tv?

[Renew Deal]

16. That was weird

Some of these guys can't separate personal from professional. But that's what you get when you put influencers into cabinet positions

[GoCubsGo]

17. Bless your heart, Kashyap.

Those flames y'all will see aren't going to be from Norse funeral pyres.

[miyazaki]

18. I suppose he thinks he's a war boy on The Fury Road,

awaiting his moment to enter Valhalla, (reference from the Mad Max universe).

What a total dipshit.

[Iggo]

19. Um...the people who masturbate over Valhalla have no interest in admitting one of your particular pigmentation, sir.

[lastlib]

20. Fourth, is Valhalla a synonym for Hell?

Because that's where they'll next meet.

Asking for a friend.....

[usonian]

21. I kind of like the last opera in Wagner's Ring Cycle. Gotterdammerung, the "Twilight of the Gods"

in which Valhalla burns to the ground, thanks to the greed of the occupants.



That said, the German reference is noted.

Kirk, Epstien, Patel and their scheiss-meister "Donald the flatulent" will soon meet again.

IN HELL

where hate is king.

[dalton99a]

22. Idiot is so ignorant and clueless

[LetMyPeopleVote]

24. Patel is an idiot

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