WTF is wrong with people? Ya see, when you're a guy who was gifted with a small appendage. Ya gotta compensate.

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So ya goes out, gets yourself as many guns as you can afford - maybe even some you can't afford. Then ya gets you a BMW or a Porsche. (Not a Mercedes. They're for old rich guys and old ladies.) and then ya feel like a man.


Now I don't have any guns and I drive a Hyundai. I never felt a need for a Porsche.