That KASH is ONE BAD MOTHER... Hush your mouth! But I'm talkin' bout KASH! I can DIG IT! Who's the cat who...

[Miles Archer]

One by-product of the last couple of weeks is that Patel has come up looking like the complete hopeless clusterfuck we knew he was all along. And because Trump "COULDN'T CARE LESS," he doesn't see him as a personal embarrassment. He wouldn't cut him loose until he was sure that this dumbfuck reflected badly upon him, personally.

WELCOME TO THE KASH PATEL APPRECIATION THREAD!

[Just Jerome]

1. As useful

to law enforcement as a bicycle is to a fish

[malaise]

3. The worst part of the entire clusterfuck was

Donvict deciding that he had to break the news re the murderer.

[Buns_of_Fire]

4. (Rignt on!)

He has that look of someone who just realized that the doctor wasn't putting on those latex gloves for aesthetic reasons.

[EYESORE 9001]

5. My appreciation

comes from imagining those overstimulated eyeballs staring out at the world from behind gray bars.

[hatrack]

6. "Who's the cat who don't know shit, even when he steps in it?"

KASH!

Damn right!

[Tom_Foolery]

7. He's lookin' so surprised...

He's got Kash Patel eyes. (My apologies to Kim Carnes)

[Leghorn21]

8. ...

[hatrack]

9. Good thing I didn't have a mouth full of coffee when this scrolled up . . .

[Miles Archer]

11. His little emotional outpouring easily tops the list of 2025 "groaners."

I can't pretend to "get it," they mythologizing of these cretins, all of the AI images of Trump with washboard abs and rock-hard pecs.

I think about Obama. Know what I thought about Obama when he was President? "COOL DUDE." That was IT. I never pictured Obama in swim trunks. I never had fantasies of Obama, all hot and sweaty, fresh from a workout at the gym. I JUST DIDN'T.

And the same cannot be said for the MAGAts and their "heroes."

[eppur_se_muova]

15. BERSERKER EYES !!

Hey, do you think that's the explanation ?

[marble falls]

10. Looks like Kash was present at that meth burn in Montana yesterday. ...

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10143529217

[marble falls]

17. Someone had to analyze it. Who better than Director Nutbag Patel? He took several loooong hits for the team. ...

... he was so into the case that agents on the scene had to taser him to get him back into his limo.

[SheltieLover]

13. Manson eyes...

[eppur_se_muova]

14. Keep your focus on the watch as it swings ... relax and breathe slowly ...

you can feel your eyelids growing heavy ... heavy ... growing heavy ... I SAID HEAVY, DAMMIT !!

[C_U_L8R]

16. Efrem Zimbalist Jr would teach him a thing or two

Friggin amateur.