The Rude Pundit: Well, Shit, I Guess I Gotta Write Something About Charlie Kirk

[babylonsister]

https://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2025/09/well-shit-i-guess-i-gotta-write.html

The Rude Pundit
Proudly lowering the level of political discourse
9/11/2025
Well, Shit, I Guess I Gotta Write Something About Charlie Kirk


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Unfortunately, I had to move on from that because Charlie Kirk died.

It would have been a no-brainer to write about the United States straight up drone murdering a boatload of Venezuelans by claiming they were gang members importing drugs, which is fucking deranged even if it's true. We have a goddamn Coast Guard that can stop boats and apprehend the suspects. They do it all the time. Then everyone stands in front of piles of perfectly good cocaine or meth or fentanyl about to go to waste, like they just bagged the biggest crocodile in the Nile. You could get Vice President JD "The 'D' is for 'douche'" Vance to use his patented shit-gobbling smirk while posing with the haul or the suspects instead of sending him out to act like a sassy bitch on X defending the obvious crime. And now that we know that not only was the boat turning around when it was hit, and not only do we not have any proof that it was carrying drugs and not, say, migrants, and not only has the Venezuelan government said the people on boat were not the supposed terrorists in Tren de Aragua, but we hit the boat "multiple times" in order to kill everyone on it. There is no scenario here where we're not the bad guys.

Yeah, I could have gone on about that, but, you know, Kirk was murdered.

Hell, I could have written about the batshit insane story of the South Korean workers who were in the US completely legally but were rounded up, shackled, and detained by ICE while setting up a Hyundai plant in Georgia that would provide thousands of jobs for the state. I could have gone on quite a bit about the bugnuts Trump-fellating GOP congressional candidate who called in a "tip" about the plant and has pretty much fucked the state and possibly a good chunk of the American auto industry which depends on relationships with South Korea. I could have also gone into what we're learning about the subhuman conditions in which we're holding people in detention. I could have tied that and the boat story into something about the end of due process in this goddamned country. I could have added in about the racist cuntmites on the Supreme Court making it legal for ICE or the cops to stop anyone who looks Hispanic and ask them to prove right then and there that they're citizens or face being imprisoned in horrific detention facilities. I would have had all kinds of names for the justices, like John "Bitchface" Roberts.

I might have spent my time writing about a hundred other important things that touch the lives of so many people, so many nightmares ongoing now, so much awful shit, the disgraceful and embarrassing and dangerous things being done in our name by our government and by governments in red states, like the attempts to destroy universities over false antisemitism accusations, cheered on and enabled by sad, greedy fucks who never even went to college but pretend that they have insight when they really are fucking idiotic losers who attracted rich fascist pukes to give them tons of money to spread their hate or we would have never heard of them, like...well, you know.

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But, of course, I can't write about any of that because someone shot Charlie Kirk and killed him. So I'm obligated to say something about him. And what I'll say is this: over the years on this blog I have written virtually nothing about Charlie Kirk because fuck him and fuck Turning Point USA. He objectively, intentionally made life worse for millions of people and he's not worth wasting my time on. I stand by that.

And now I've written something about Charlie Kirk, like a good pundit should.

[Walleye]

1. He made hatred and racism and misogyny acceptable. Fuck him.

[paleotn]

2. Charlie who?

Oh, yeah. The blovating jackass. What ever happened to him? Really, I couldn’t care less.

[Martin Eden]

3. K&R for R.P.

Damn good read.

[Raster]

4. Fuck Charlie Kirk and fuck Turning Point.

… Nothing further to add.

#RepublicansAreTheProblem
#RepublicansAreDestroyingAmerica
#RepublicansAreWillingTrumpAccomplices
#DonaldTrumpIsDeliberatelyDestroyingAmerica
#VoteEveryRepublicanOutOfOffice

[Gimpyknee]

5. I've followed the Rude Pundit for years.

He is always on point in a very entertaining way.

[littlemissmartypants]

7. First time I've ever read his work. I like it. 👍

❤️

[niyad]

13. Oh my word. Go to his website. You are in for a much-delayed treat!

[littlemissmartypants]

16. I will. Thanks. ❤️

[niyad]

17. Let me know what you think.

[littlemissmartypants]

18. 🙂 I will.

[Pachamama]

6. Well said and Amen to that.

[malaise]

8. Love you Rudie

Keeping it real as always

[struggle4progress]

9. Rude seems to be mellowing as time goes by

[PJMcK]

10. To paraphrase Bette Davis

You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good. Charlie Kirk is dead. Good

[ms liberty]

11. The Rude One, knocking it out of the park again

[IbogaProject]

12. Mediocre college dropout-flunkie grifter

That is all he was a shill for evil and greed wrapped up in an affable conartist persona.

[niyad]

14. Spot on, RP.

[eShirl]

15. perfecto, rude one

chef's kiss

[Hekate]

19. KnR