Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Had a pair of big errors on the links that cost him two massive strokes?

Overcome by fumes from gold spray paint used on tacky Home Depot decorations?

Embolism caused by careless insertion of his dialysis catheter?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[niyad]

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

8. Soon...

👠👠👠👠👠👠

Waiting is tiring.

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

14. Depressingly Exhausting. I am on cusp of not being able to stand it

🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🥂🍾🥂🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

16. I know.

Distract your attention, my friend!

Stubborn old jerk just won't go, but evsntually he will.

Soon...🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[hlthe2b]

2. "No? You just ruined my Monday... Unacceptable!"

[malaise]

5. Is he angry or what?

😀

[Ocelot II]

27. I agree.

I'd feel so much better if I could hiss and display fangs.

[niyad]

34. I do not understand why people get so upset when I do!

[SocialDemocrat61]

3. Choked on a Chicken McNugget

when Colbert won the Emmy.

[malaise]

4. No but

his new name is the elevator
Colbert -And If the elevator tries to bring you down, go crazy and punch a higher floor

https://www.democraticunderground.com/132156391

[SheltieLover]

9. Lol

[malaise]

10. Good morning

[SheltieLover]

11. Good morning

[GopherGal]

30. Once again, someone references a tune I have saved in my playlist

that I am compiling for "no reason"

?si=2O-oAW7IYYs--xpl]]

?si=VOVS0pijXzYFY2jW

[malaise]

31. Love it

Keep em coming. 😀

[2MuchNoise]

6. Don't be a "sissy" donald, kick off already!

[SheltieLover]

7. Sadly, not yet, at least that we know of

But the day is still young & hope springs eternal.

[Wicked Blue]

12. A pinch of Novichok in his hand makeup

[surfered]

13. The best golf stroke effort

[hlthe2b]

20. Oh my... And (until now) I've not even liked golf...

[lapfog_1]

26. That is why it is called a stroke! According to Robin Williams

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lXCHNBqjXLI

[surfered]

15. The only good Trump is a dead Trump. Donald, please be a good Trump.

That’ll probably get me fired.

[Blue Owl]

17. Please great spirit in the sky LET IT BE TODAY

[malaise]

22. You think this is a party?

Just you wait
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220643694

[Blue Owl]

25. I can't freaking wait!!!

I hope that miserable, wretched motherfucker burns in hell!

P.S. Does this make us smart people?

[Moostache]

18. Alas, Providence and Gaia remain unmoved by the daily pleas to intervene... (n/t)

[BWdem4life]

19. Grim reaper still frustrated

[turbinetree]

21. Not yet....................... hoping todays is the day......................

[republianmushroom]

23. No, damn, sure was hoping.

Seems like thoughts and prays are working as well for me as it does for the conservatives after a school shooting.

But nobody, and I mean nobody cheats the grim reaper. The dudes time is coming.

[thought crime]

24. He may be one of the Undead

A new type of Zombie that doesn't eat you but is just really, really annoying. Same for MAGA faithful.

[Ocelot II]

28. Maybe he's a draugr, which is a sort of zombie in Norse legends.

A draugr is said to be "generally hideous to look at" and associated with a "reek of decay."

[Eliot Rosewater]

29. No but The 1st Amendment is.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

32. Everyone knows who you are talking about when you ask the question in the OP

[Gimpyknee]

33. Nope