There's pandering & fealty....and then there's Ted Cruz

[underpants]

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[Marie Marie]

1. That is probably the most work this doughboy has done in years.

[progressoid]

2. He looks exhausted.

[progressoid]

3. Why are there two paint trays?

And who's going to clean up that sloppy job?

Oh yeah, a road crew paid by our taxes.

[Just Jerome]

4. Who knew

he might have a marketable skill?

MIGHT

[drmeow]

5. Someone needs to immediately go back

and respray paint it in black over the white - it will stand out better!

[Blue Owl]

6. Next he's gonna cover an LGBTQ crosswalk with his slime trail

[LeftInTX]

7. He left the gang graffiti.

[underpants]

9. Well, that would require bending over the rail

Not that he’s averse to bending over of course.

Didn’t even try to match the color. Basically he graffiti’ed more.

[kentuck]

8. He must be trying to "moderate" himself before the next election?

Maybe he's running a little scared?

[LeftInTX]

10. He's got 5 years and 10 months left!