Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Blitzed by a bunch of "sissy football" players?

Understandably mistaken for a demented homeless person by Brian Kilmeade?

Suffocated while peevishly holding his breath during Channel 4's airing of his lies?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[malaise]

1. Perfect

Understandably mistaken for a demented homeless person by Brian Kilmeade?

[Dulcinea]

11. If he was a homeless person...

...he'd definitely be one of those maniacs that yells on street corners.

[surfered]

18. Or wandering around on a roof

[Wicked Blue]

34. Demands that everything be painted gold

[bdamomma]

41. That sounds

believeable.

[malaise]

2. No but Lawrence O'Donnell wants to know

Why he didn’t take out a full page ad for registered ReTHUG, RW Timothy McVeigh, the Oklahoma City bomber
From 1.52

[hlthe2b]

3. "Sigh...I am increasingly annoyed..."

[twodogsbarking]

4. Inflatable fourteen year old exploded and blew him to smithereens. Where I grew up they called smiddereens.

Looney Toons taught me so much. That's all folks.

[greatauntoftriplets]

6. There was an exterminator named Smithereens where I grew up.

[twodogsbarking]

8. There is a pool guy in our area named Swimmer.

[greatauntoftriplets]

9. I like when small businesspeople have such appropriate names.

[Orrex]

10. Of all the possible causes of death I've seen in these threads...

Your suggestion somehow seems the most realistic.

[twodogsbarking]

12. I bow to your compliment. Every day he lives will make the party that much greater.

Seeing him slobber and his face collapse does offer some immediate pleasure.

[SheltieLover]

5. Angel of Death coaxed him over the finish line with a shiny object?

Died of jealousy seeing magat adoration for recently deceased person?

[Gimpyknee]

7. Nope

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

13. No but he came close

Wandered out into traffic screaming how he was going to get the radical left.

[twodogsbarking]

14. Too far past his expiration date and tossed in the trash. You know, weird color, smells bad, oozing slime, mold.

[niyad]

15. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

16. Yes, do hold the vision, please

Soon...
🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

20. I am.....still. 🍾🥂🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[SheltieLover]

23. Same here

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[BigmanPigman]

17. Your question should be. "Are WE dead yet?".

After all, their agenda is to bankrupt then kill us.

Or, you could ask, "Is BigmanPigman dead yet?" since it is my own, personal belief that he knows how much I want him dead so the vengeful sadist will die AFTER I do! Mark my words!

[surfered]

21. Or dismantled as PeeWee German or Baby Goebbels promised

[ShazzieB]

45. Who is Baby Goebbels?

PeeWee German I know, but I don't remember encountering Baby Goebbels before.

[surfered]

47. Stephen Miller

Joseph Goebbels, Hitler’s propaganda guy

[ShazzieB]

48. Thanks, but...

I thought Miller was PeeWee German. If he's not PeeWee German, who is?

[surfered]

49. He's a horrible person and you can call him anything you want. Nominations are open to all DUers

Stephen Miller threatened to “dismantle” the extreme left. I think that’s us

[ShazzieB]

50. I certainly aggree with all of that!

I was just wondering who you meant ehen you referred to "PeeWee German or Baby Goebbels." I assumed you were talking about 2 people, but if you were just talking Bout Miller, I get it. He's one of the creepiest things I've ever laid eyes on!

[bdamomma]

19. He should be

[surfered]

22. Must be patient , but it is oh so hard

[dalton99a]

24. Goddamn Satan is taking his sweet time

[yardwork]

26. Lighten up, Francis.

[niyad]

30. Ohhh myyyyy. Looks like I missed a nasty troll?

[malaise]

31. Me too

😀

[niyad]

36. Looks like it has been busy this morning. Was removed from another thread

as well.

[Emile]

27. Welcome to du

[EYESORE 9001]

28. Not yet

but the troll who signed up to disrupt poorly is pushing up daisies right about now

[BWdem4life]

29. Grim Reaper remains frustrated

[Wicked Blue]

32. White House decorators spray-coat him in gold paint

[jls4561]

33. Went on trip to England, where he was correctly identified as a giant rat 🐀, and swiftly dispatched by Larry the Cat.

[niyad]

35. Oh, poor Larry. I hope he did not become ill! Our hero!

[jls4561]

37. It's his job. Larry knows the risks.

However, he did pull a muscle while dragging the oversized rodent to Nigel Farage’s doorstep.

[niyad]

39. You nearly owed me a keyboard!

[GopherGal]

40. How do we establish a PeptoBismal for Larry fund?

Do they even have Pepto in the UK? Maybe under a different brand name?

[niyad]

42. And does it come catnip flavoured?

[niyad]

43. I just checked. They actually do. Same name.

[Dave Bowman]

38. Yes, he forgot to breathe.

[republianmushroom]

44. Nope, damn, hoping that his would be party week.

But we are getting closer.

[ShazzieB]

46. WHAT is taking so long?