Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Heart attack while trying to tear up the world's largest pic of him and his best pal?

Victim of wannabe regicide?

Electrocuted by wayward arc when Patel's whiny screeching shorted out his mic?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[hlthe2b]

1. "In this box is the key to his self-destruction...!"

[twodogsbarking]

2. Smothered by the giant UK photo of him and EPSTEIN. Good morning everyone.

[malaise]

5. Good morning

😀

[Buddyzbuddy]

3. While touring the tower of London,

he started goofing around as usual and accidently beheaded himself.

[jls4561]

27. Or...while touring the Banqueting House, was treated like a king. Charles the First.

Brief history lesson: https://smarthistory.org/banqueting-house/

[malaise]

4. No but. - updated😂

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His boorish behavior will kill a few folks today

I win - 😂😂😂😂😂😂

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=20649711

[littlemissmartypants]

6. Good morning, Orrex. Thank you. ❤️

[LymphocyteLover]

7. Finally looked in the mirror and realized how completely disgusting he is

and his heart just stopped?

[surfered]

8. Bizarre golf course accident

[malaise]

18. Oh My!

😂😂

[surfered]

9. His head explodes when Colbert credits his Emmy win to Trump

https://www.mediaite.com/media/tv/stephen-colbert-uses-emmy-win-to-troll-trumps-bitter-apprentice-grudge/

[SocialDemocrat61]

10. Shredded by the corgis

at Windsor castle.

[IcyPeas]

11. Presently riding in a golden carriage around windsor castle grounds

Watching it on BBC.

[SheltieLover]

12. Voted off the island?

[malaise]

14. Bwaaaah

More like the planet.

[SheltieLover]

19. The planet would most definitely work!

[Marthe48]

13. When he realized there was only one way he could take the spotlight

from deceased celebs, he shambled onto a small boat and ordered the navy to blow him up. That'll show them!

[niyad]

15. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

20. Still waiting as well...

Soon...

[twodogsbarking]

17. I don't come here to be lectured but thanks for caring.

[niyad]

22. Don't you just love sanctimony before we even have our coffee?

[Orrex]

24. I'm a little surprised that it got deleted.

[niyad]

25. I was just responding when it was deleted. It is too early for lectures.

[twodogsbarking]

29. Delete happens, like, you know.

[Gimpyknee]

23. Nope

[LetMyPeopleVote]

26. Here is how trump can make America great again

[jls4561]

28. Was abducted by the aliens that travel in Melania's giant hat.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=&w=1440&impolicy=high_res

At last report, he was dumped on Mars and told Eloon would be picking him up shortly.

[twodogsbarking]

30. Shouldn't she be wearing her white hood. Oh wait, it is after Labor Day. Never mind.

I like women but not Melaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahniaaaaaaaaaaah.

[republianmushroom]

31. Nope, not yesterday or last night, damn,

but, I keep my hopes and prays going every night. Hopefully soon.

[BWdem4life]

32. Grim Reaper still looking