Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Taken out by antifa terrorists, who apparently totally exist?

Shivved in retaliation by Cousin Micki?

Mysteriously strangled by his own bed sheets when his Windsor suite wasn't quite far enough away?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[hlthe2b]

1. "No? You woke me up to tell me no?"

"Come on, 'stress of travel'"...

[Celerity]

2. He needs to eat some dodgy curry takeaway that strokes him out

[mercuryblues]

33. Gas station sushi.

[Celerity]

35. That's far more common in the US than the UK

[TexasTowelie]

3. You know that you crossed the line

when you manage to rile cousin Micki.

[SheltieLover]

4. Sadly not yet, but the day is young...

[surfered]

12. But we're not getting any younger.

[SheltieLover]

24. True!

👠👠👠👠👠👠

Tired of waiting.

... soon! 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[niyad]

5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

11. Hopefully, sooner than later.🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[ShazzieB]

37. The sooner, the better!

Come on, Donald, it's ready and waiting! Look how comfy and cozy it is!

[SheltieLover]

25. Soon.

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[twodogsbarking]

6. Leeches got him and Katharine Hepburn refused to help him.

[Joinfortmill]

7. No, but I've begun praying for his death. I'm serious. Hope I don't end up in the hell he's headed for.

[twodogsbarking]

14. To quote Dusty Springfield, "You won't get him Thinkin' and a-prayin', wishin' and a-hopin'".

[Joinfortmill]

21. Ha! You never know.

[samnsara]

28. well im a bad shot so that leaves me out

[Aviation Pro]

8. Shriveled after talking to Bullet Tooth Tony

…..

[Gimpyknee]

9. Nope

[surfered]

10. Taken to the Tower of London and beheaded.

Not for walking in front of the King, but for grabbing Queen Camilla, by the p****y.


He apparently misinterpreted her previous title, Queen Consort, and old habits are hard to break.

[Joinfortmill]

22. Trump is an insult to every living thing.

[LymphocyteLover]

13. The bed sheet thing is freaking weird. He is so disgusting. Possible one night he will drown

in bed in his own sickening secretions.

[mopinko]

23. colbert line-

i always suspected he sheets his own bed.

[LymphocyteLover]

39. Nice pun!

[samnsara]

27. im sure it was so he wouldnt stain the royal sheets

with his orange glow....

[LymphocyteLover]

38. that and the brown leakage...

[dreamland]

15. Stabbed by King Charles walking behind him.

[twodogsbarking]

18. That would be the only useful thing Chuck ever did.

[bagimin]

16. Not yet but

The Constitution? Dead as a doornail.

[WestMichRad]

17. "Accidentally" tripped by a member of the royal guard

… for walking in front of the king, his head smacks into a cobblestone and spills out his few brain cells in a flush of crimson. Emergency personnel are delayed by the crush of paparazzi and evil spirits reluctantly claim his dark soul before help can arrive.
A triumphant parade through London follows soon after as the free world rejoices.

JD Couch Dancer and one S. Miller shrivel back under their rocks.

[twodogsbarking]

19. Trampled to you know by the Royal Horses.

[KS Toronado]

20. What he's gonna look like before long

[samnsara]

26. it has to at least LOOK like natural causes otherwise the righties get real uptighty...

..and start shooting up shit...

[Ocelot II]

29. Did you do this?

http://istrumpdeadyet.com

[niyad]

34. snort

[Coldwater]

30. For the Vatican it's black smoke, for the white house

[malaise]

31. No but

He’s sure trying to kill the 1st amendment

[malaise]

32. Bwaaaaah😂

Mysteriously strangled by his own bed sheets when his Windsor suite wasn't quite far enough away?

[republianmushroom]

36. Nope, not yet, damn, so hopeful.

Getting closer every day. One of the things I'm looking forward to, is the day I post yup today it happened or last night is happened.