Anyone want to take the bet that he doesn't talk about himself at the funeral?

[TNNurse]

Don't think anyone on here would. I am sure someone will report how much he talks about the deceased.

[BoRaGard]

1. You insult our intelligence

No soup for you

[TNNurse]

3. I said I did not think anyone on here would.

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[BoRaGard]

5. Just a tease -

thanks for being you

[uppityperson]

2. Dang, for a moment you got my hopes up

[LetMyPeopleVote]

4. No one will take that bet

[Ocelot II]

6. The real question is how many seconds he devotes to Charlie Kirk

before he goes off for many minutes on the 2020 election and fake news and the New York Times and me, me, me.

[TNNurse]

7. Not worth it to watch, but sure it will be reported.

[Ocelot II]

8. I'd rather eat a bag of bees than watch that mess.

[CTyankee]

9. He won't go to Biden's funeral. Why would he?

Melanoma (aka "pay per view') won't go without a hefty sum and she'll charge for her outfit (we get the bill).

[Ocelot II]

12. Nobody would want him there.

[Totally Tunsie]

10. This dialogue comes to mind:

"It's just a damn shame the shooter acted when he did...a couple more years and we could have had the reception in my big, beautiful $200M ballroom with only the finest gold accessories."

[allegorical oracle]

19. Bet we could all write this afternoon's script. It will praise Kirk, but probably in terms of

how djt was responsible for Charlie's amazing popularity -- how Charlie wouldn't have been able to accomplish his phenomenal advocacy if it hadn't been for 'rumpy. Then he'll tear into all his own grievances about how he's beloved by 97% of the people, but the horrible, left-wing liberal scum pays the media to persecute him.

[IrishAfricanAmerican]

11. He will mention the ballroom.

[Sneederbunk]

13. He will point to his ear several times.

[mwmisses4289]

14. Easier bet will be on what he will mention.

And it won't be a lot about ck.

[Ocelot II]

15. Except that he'll talk about how much CK liked *him*.

[mwmisses4289]

16. Yeah, he will probably drone on about that for 10 minutes, at least.

[SWBTATTReg]

17. Oh no, he'll find some reason to talk about himself, and his suffering at the hands of American masses.

He's pathetic.

[Efilroft Sul]

18. Trump will make himself the corpse at every funeral and the bride at every wedding. In addition, he is...

…the bottom in every Putin rendezvous and the redaction in every Epstein file.

Trump is all about Trump, even when he says otherwise.

[Wiz Imp]

20. Things he will definitely mention:

He won the 2020 election
All "leftists" are terrorists and he will arrest them all
Jimmy Kimmel is a no -talent loser who got fired because of his low ratings
He's going to lower drug prices by 1500%
Biden is an SOB and stupid and nobody should feel sorry for him
The people of Memphis are telling him "sir" thank you for having the military invade our city
Gas is under $2.00 a gallon because of him

What else?

[Efilroft Sul]

21. "Charlie would have wanted me to be king."

[Vinca]

22. If he mentions the deceased, it will be to say how much he loved Trump.